Don't believe me?
Check out this proof!
Check out this proof!
PSA: If you do some Anthem cosplay, blue haired ladies will make out with you!
- Thread starter Montoya
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Well the 'pics or it didn't happen' clause seems to be met....
I would've used "satisfied", but I guess it's also met. Met, and then satisfied, as it were.
Where the hell is @DirectorGunner when you need him....
SoloFlyer
Grand Admiral
She's only kissing him cause he's in TEST colors. Trufax
That is true.
SoloFlyer
Grand Admiral
some people need all the help they can get
some of us don't need any help at all * smug *
I’m glad you and your hand are happy together, happy Valentine’s Day!
Wait...what in the hell are you making with that printer?
lol how do you guys think I got my wife? 
By pretending to have bigger harder parts than she expected, just like the rest of us.lol how do you guys think I got my wife?
You see.. the solution.. is to find a tiny wife.
Problem solved and you get praised by your wife!
I fear we’re learning too much about DirectorGunner’s bedroom time.
Honestly? If I had to guess, I figured that you were hanging out with some friends along the strip close to 1 of the Vegas chapels. A drunk couple was trying to get married, but the groom passed out & the bride you found hot, so you offered to step in on his behalf. Afterwards, she thought you were cute, ditched him & kept the wedding as is. No good deed goes "unpunished" as they say. You've been trapped as her hubby ever since. This is all idiotic speculative guessing obviously. Cheers!lol how do you guys think I got my wife?
SullyQuindarius
Admiral
pft, this image is clearly photoshopped. She is clearly kissing someone much more attractive.
OR, she's kissing the TESTified armor, not the man within, perhaps?