SoloFlyer
Grand Admiral
I dunno, I'm against the idea of fast zombies for...um..religious reasons I guess..
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I have to say i once shared this view until I saw 28 days later and World War Z vs the zombies from The Walking Dead, Day of the Dead., Land of the Dead or Zombieland and I have to say the fast ones are more terrifying.
In fairness, Zombieland was meant to be a spoof on the zombie movie genre & I had quite a few moments laughing rather well at the events & lines through it.
Shadow Reaper
Space Marshal
Wasn't the whole notion of fast Zombies from the development of the Resident Evil games and movies? I don't recall fast zombies before RE, and in RE1, none of the humanoid zombies are fast. I don't think they come until about RE3?
What of course this means is the pirate zombies of Pirates of the Caribbean are not real. They do not float, so they are not made of wood and thus will not burn.
or something like that. . . ::uuurp::
What of course this means is the pirate zombies of Pirates of the Caribbean are not real. They do not float, so they are not made of wood and thus will not burn.
or something like that. . . ::uuurp::
So what you're saying is... Logically, if pirate zombies weigh the same as a duck, they are made of wood. And therefore?!?
While I agree that fast zombies are terrifying, I prefer to see the slow ones that you have to sneak around and the hoards overwhelm you and make you panic. It just never made sense to me to see a bigger zombie sprinting faster than it could when the person was alive. Especially since they are decomposing.
Shadow Reaper
Space Marshal
So the rest of the whole dead-people-walking-around bit made sense did it? No joke, I have a couple times met people who were making real life decisions of where to live, based upon a zombie apocalypse survival strategy, and I couldn't help but wonder what drugs they were using. I had to listen to an entire lecture about how you should go north so they will freeze and not be able to move.
I still don't get it.
Doesn't everyone know you want to live on a boat. . .because zombies don't float, so they're not like a duck, but they burn? and. . .?
How did you quote me but have it say someone else said it? Anyway am I serious about zombies? No. Are there rare things in nature that do zombie things? Yes. (Mainly fungi) I think making choices about like around a .0001 possibility is crazy. We live and die and its important to enjoy life and have fun. But I mean if stuff is rotting off you like muscles do you really expect to be better at running?
Shadow Reaper
Space Marshal
I dunno. Whenever I use the quote button, I edit out empty lines and such, so maybe I somehow quoted someone quoting you, and edited out the quote note for you?
Can I make it up to you? I will give you free pirate zombies if they pass the float test. If they float, they are made of wood so they are witches, and you can burn them.
Can I make it up to you? I will give you free pirate zombies if they pass the float test. If they float, they are made of wood so they are witches, and you can burn them.
I absolutely love the direction this thread has taken. You don't get high comedy like this everyday. Cheers bois 
What if we loaded these zombie ninja pirates into torpedo tubes & then shot them into enemy ships to attack, infect & corrupt into our minions as well? Think along the lines of the alien breach pods from Halo & potentially those in SQ42.
Shadow Reaper
Space Marshal
I think it depends upon how evil you are willing to play. I am not willing to play really evil. I'm actually the good guy type, who dabbles in a little gray area from time to time. However, if you want to play really black, dark side, nasty and full-on EVIL!!!, then why bother with ninja pirate zombies when you can just torpedo launch lawyers at your enemies?
I know, it is hard to imagine something so cruel, but it isn't as bad as the saw 'em up slasher movies these days.
I think.
Wait, which are more evil, saw-em-up zombie ninja pirates, or lawyers?
I know, it is hard to imagine something so cruel, but it isn't as bad as the saw 'em up slasher movies these days.
I think.
Wait, which are more evil, saw-em-up zombie ninja pirates, or lawyers?
Is it bad that I kinda want to have old school cannons to load random crap into to fire at things?
From what you said that Ive seen that youve wrote on here then we seem to have a similar thought process and play style.
Well, in this case, perhaps I'll launch specially modified S9 torpedoes out of my Eclipse at various ships. The modification is that once it penetrates the hull, the cap pops off & a beer tap is revealed to offer up fresh alcohol to those inside. Which once consumed would allow TEST pirates to breach the ship & peacefully take control while the ships crew is happily intoxicated. Cheers!
SoloFlyer
Grand Admiral
No no, the most evil are the lawyers of zombie ninja pirates. You know, the guys that help them litigate you for losing a tooth out of their decaying gums when they take a bite out of you