For TEST Eyes Only...

[Xyphon]

During the CIG PU Town Hall on Friday I managed to acquire a copy of the Goonrathi Joint Operations Handbook. Here a album of the manual's pages:

http://imgur.com/a/TnVqE

 

[NKato]

Hilarious.

Still, some people might pull a derp and completely miss the fact that this handbook is satire.

 

[AntiSqueaker]

THEY STOLE OUR PATENTED ANTI STARFARER STRATEGY. THE FIENDS.

 

[Zeero Kuul]

Preposterous! We need to take action immediately!

 

[D3Mark]

Wait, we're not already Goons? THE HELL DID I SIGN UP FOR?!

 

[Black Sunder]

My Montoya.......they are trying to be more SOVIET than us!

This can not and will not stand. Activate Condition Red!

Quickly Comrades, indoctrinate yourselves:

 

[SeungRyul]

He spreading hearsay! He is a spai!!!

 

[Black Sunder]

Forgot this one for indoctrination purposes. Its 10 hours long:

 

[SuperHornet]

we could create such a manual specifically for TEST Squadron, The Best Squardon.

 

[Annitias]

Yes, flood the game with our Pseudo-Russian manuals!

 

[SuperHornet]

Yes, flood the game with our Pseudo-Russian manuals!

Gonna work on some design covers and a table of contents. we could make a thread for the project.

 

[Black Sunder]

Gonna work on some design covers and a table of contents. we could make a thread for the project.

Table of Contents:

0 - Epilogue
1- TEST
2 - Squadron
3 - Best
4 - Squardon
5 - Montoya, Person or Concept?
6 - Soviet
7 - Goonie Love
8 - SPAIS!
9 - The Grammaton Cleric
10 - Foreward

 

[SuperHornet]

Table of Contents:

0 - Epilogue
1- TEST
2 - Squadron
3 - Best
4 - Squardon
5 - Montoya, Person or Concept?
6 - Soviet
7 - Goonie Love
8 - SPAIS!
9 - The Grammaton Cleric
10 - Foreward

This will be done, comrades

 

[CaptainRichard]

They have Lowtax listed above Chris Roberts. Book is to be burned for heresy immediately.

 

[thanatos73]

They have Lowtax listed above Chris Roberts. Book is to be burned for heresy immediately.

UUMM, isn't that "CHRIST ROBERTS"??

 

[Xyphon]

They have Lowtax listed above Chris Roberts. Book is to be burned for heresy immediately.

I would burn it, but that would set the file alarm off. What if I used a shredder?

 

[grantbebop]

well as ive told montoya i can work on a manual and stuff starting end of this month. but i need an index and content plus funny soviet/alcohol related humor if wanted etc. im not a writer just a designer so come up with text content and images ideas you would like to see in the manual and i can draft it.

 

[grantbebop]

btw i will be up all night indoctrinating myself with the 10 hour soviet music

 

[grantbebop]

maybe test should go red with the logo just a thought as we are going that route also red as a color in general are good for logo's studies have shown that its more memorable.

 

[Zeero Kuul]

maybe test should go red with the logo just a thought as we are going that route also red as a color in general are good for logo's studies have shown that its more memorable.

Any citizen can have their TEST logo painted any colour that they want so long as it is black and yellow.