Describe test squadron in few sentences

[CGPepper]

If you had to give a small description of Test Squardon, what would you say?

 

[Macabre Poetry]

If you had to give a small description of Test Squardon, what would you say?

In seriousness:
An eclectic group of exciting and unpredictable players who approach Star Citizen in a self deprecating way.

In TEST form:
We're at least 80% hot, single women.

 

[CGPepper]

Oh i love the 80% hot single women promo

 

[Renshnard]

TEST is where everybody knows your name, and they're always glad you came.

TEST is like a mixture of

40% Beer
18% Nonsense
40% Good Times
6% Serious
and 100% Bad Ass

 

[Macabre Poetry]

TEST is where everybody knows your name, and they're always glad you came.

TEST is like a mixture of

40% Beer
18% Nonsense
40% Good Times
6% Serious
and 100% Bad Ass

Ah leveraged TEST strategies

 

[Cable]

"Sometimes that Test Pilot, he looks right into you. Right into your eyes. You know the thing about a Testie, he's got...lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eye. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'. Until he bites ya and those black eyes roll over white. And then, ah then you hear that terrible high pitch screamin' and the ocean turns red and spite of all the poundin' and the hollerin' they all come in and rip you to pieces." -Quint

 

[CrashMan054]

"Hey, what does this button --" *static*

 

[Huegpaynis]

"Montoya's merry band of besotted misfits."

 

[Black Sunder]

One does not simply 'describe' TEST Squadron. Instead one must drink it and experience it for themselves.

 

[svenrichter]

"Really? You did WHAT again?"

 

[Broody]

I am going to make up myself for the future.
Montoya's porno name is Monty because he has huge boobs somewhere on his body.

 

[Dalarast]

"Test squadron is that opened bottle of Jameson sitting next to a perfect rocks glass with ice in the middle of an aa meeting with all college coeds.... Minus the college coeds"

 

[Bulloko]

"Really? You did WHAT again?"

I laughed so hard....

 

[Sgt_Kiwi]

Terrific
Exciting
Semi-sober
Team

 

[the_angry_angel]

"Sorry, I was watching midget porn. What was the question?"

 

[AntiSqueaker]

TEST is nineteen percent luck, one percent skill
Fifteen percent concentrated power of a vodka swill
Five percent pleasure, fifty percent beer
And a hundred percent reason to make you run in fear!

 

[CaptainHavoc]

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