Your 10 TEST Commandments

[Black Sunder]

My own 10:

1. Do not be a dick to other TEST members in any way. Anyone else is fair game unless it breaks the Terms of Service.

2. Orders from Montoya are to be treated as good suggestions. Orders from Seung will be carried out immediately and without question.

3. I will endeavor to help TEST as much as possible.

4. The only recognized diplomacy method will be the Pew Pew Pew method. Other methods of diplomacy are ok but not as fun.

5. Everyone will respect each other as much as they respect Montoya.

6. When on a large Op, speak in a loud whisper.

7. If not drunk, act drunk.

8. Fun is essential to having fun in TEST and I will have fun.

9. Awkward situations can be resolved by plentiful application of weapons fire.

10. Profit?

 

[Groundstain]

7 will really screw up 6 for me, but I really will be drunk.... so, theres that. Yeah, soooo, maybe just mute me.

 

[JacknHoffa]

7 will really screw up 6 for me, but I really will be drunk.... so, theres that. Yeah, soooo, maybe just mute me.

Always am prepared for drunkenness, so radio silence will be alittle hard for me.

 

[RipVanDan]

What if said victim of #1 already broke #1?
And what if there is a usurper trying to take Montoya's nipple cream? Do we still have to treat them like Montoya?

 

[WarrenPeace]

1) Don't be a dick.
2) Try not to spill your drink
3-10) I dunno, do what I want?

 

[Black Sunder]

Changed 6 slightly.

 

[Stalinator]

Time to get a tatto

 

[Feral Oxide]

Sorry, I only read things that are on the back side of a beer label.

 

[Halvix]

Sorry, I only read things that are on the back side of a beer label.

I don't read my beer, I just drink them...

 

[svenrichter]

One through (how many does this list have anyway?) Have been replaced by DO-WUT-I-WANT-SQUAD, with... uhhhm... well... whatever you want! (that was the catchphrase, right?)

 

[the_angry_angel]

I dunno about this... 10 is an awfully big number to try and remember with a hangover ;)

 

[Black Sunder]

Anyone have their own 10 to put up?

 

[Tooterfish]

Tooter's Commandments:

1. I do what I want.
2. You do what you want.

 

[Groundstain]

Do unto others, then split.

 

[Halvix]

1. Thou shalt not spill thy beer.
2. Thou shalt never decline free beer.
3. Thou shalt not drink alone.
4. Thou shalt crash thine Aurora into the Sun.
5. Thou shalt refill the fridge if thou drinketh the last beer.
6. Thou shalt have thy fellow TESTies back in any conflict.
7. Thou shalt display CONCERN if it has been a long time since Montoya has a made State of The Squadron address.
8. Thou shalt respect thy fellow TESTie.
9. Thou shalt follow all TEST streamers on twitch.
10. Thou shalt do as they please as long as doing so does not break these commandments.

 

[DontTouchMyHoHos]

1-9 Drink 10 Everything should fall in place after 1-9 is finished.

 

[Black Sunder]

1-9 Drink 10 Everything should fall in place after 1-9 is finished.

# 8 confuses me.

 

[DontTouchMyHoHos]

# 8 confuses me.

It's okay if you follow 1-7 you can make it pass 8 to 9