Please Welcome our newest Staff Member!

Annitias

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Today, we (drunkenly) extend a welcome to our newest Staff Member, Captain Richard who will be leading up our Streaming side of TEST. (Can update now that he has his tag)

Captain Richard lives the TEST brand and culture in everything he has done and this is only a natural progression to see those who truly go above and beyond to advance in the ranks.

Welcome @CaptainRichard
 
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WarrenPeace

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Today, we (drunkenly) extend a welcome to our newest Staff Member, Captain Richard who will be leading up out [REDACTED] side of TEST. ([REDACTED] until official announcement later.

Captain Richard lives the TEST brand and culture in everything he has done and this is only a natural progression to see those who truly go above and beyond to advance in the ranks.

Welcome @CaptainRichard
Congratulations on [REDACTED] Captain Richard! I can't wait to see what you do with [REDACTED] in the [REDACTED] while [REDACTED]!
 

Chairman Meow

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██ █ ████ everything ███ █████ is █████ ████ ████ fine ████ ███ █ ██████ Congratulations! █████ ███████ ███ Captain █████ ████ Richard!
 

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Congratulations on staff promotion to [REDACTED] Captain Richard!

TEST Squadron! [REDACTED] Squardon!
 

Yex

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It's true. I've been promoted from Montoya's personal boot shiner to getting to iron the pants he doesn't wear!

Soon, head fluffer. One can dream, can't they?
Did someone say..

..a shoe shinning position just became vacant?

On your hands and knees all day between a mans legs. Working all day shining men's knobular ends. Really working the full length until he is fully satisfied that you've finished.



My mind takes me places.
Not fun places.
Just places.

Congrats Capt'n on making it out of the brothel and into brothel management!
 

SPRNinja

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Congrats Capt Richard

my emotions are very [REDACTED] especially about that time we [REDACTED] and you put your [REDACTED] in my [REDACTED]. Dude... that shit was [REDACTED]

Ill [REDACTED] you later man
 

Fenrig

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It's true. I've been promoted from Montoya's personal boot shiner to getting to iron the pants he doesn't wear!

Soon, head fluffer. One can dream, can't they?
All I can think of:

 

WarrenPeace

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Congratulations on [REDACTED] Captain Richard! I can't wait to see what you do with [REDACTED] in the [REDACTED] while [REDACTED]!
your post as Stream Team leader, the team, Twitch, barreltrolling
 

mromutt

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I was told there was going to be beer and raptor cake here, wheres the damn raptor cake! Also congrats
 
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