My girlfriend has never seen Space Jam. What do I do?

[EpilepticCricket]

Help me out here. I'm at a total loss...

 

[Chairman Meow]

Welcome her to the Space Jam.
Here's your chance, do your dance at the Space Jam
Alright?

 

[AntiSqueaker]

Have a threesome with a cardboard cutout of Lola Bunny, it's the most reasonable course of action.

 

[Groundstain]

Be thankful ? Sorry, but as a Loonie Toons fan I cringed. Maybe I missed something?

 

[Myre]

Well, you've got to get up and slam now,
Get a real jam goin' down,
Welcome her to the Space Jam,
Here's your chance, do your dance at the Space Jam
Alright?

 

[Dalarast]

If it makes you feel any better my wife of about 11 years never saw Back to the Future until two months ago. I was in the process of figuring out divorce procedures and everything because of this loss of faith in her love and our understanding for one another...

We marathoned all three of them and I even put her through some of the cartoons and the Cracked specials around Back to the Future... it was like marriage counseling. ;)

 

[Hitsugan]

Have a threesome with a cardboard cutout of Lola Bunny, it's the most reasonable course of action.

Can confirm. Did it and it worked.

 

[that_frog_kurtis]

Just slam

 

[CGPepper]

i can show it to her if you want

 

[BulletMagnet]

I would suggest watching space jam lol