Black & Yellow
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Admiral_Nolan
not dead
Absolutely fabulous! The camouflage is perfect and should blind all opponents of TEST!
Oh, we could pretend we're a taxi service and then let loose the hounds of war (if they dont pay the tab)
I imagine it would work like this-
*Guy standing on landing pad waving his arm
Pull up and open the cab door, guy climbs aboard and sits down "Take me to REDACTED"
You respond slyly with "Alright that's gonna cost REDACTED, are you okay with paying that?"
Your prices are good but not unbelievable based on up to date research on what actual taxi's charge for trips to multiple locations as to avoid suspicion.
"Sure, let's go."
You casually take off, keeping your calm with your victim on board.
You legally request takeoff and slide out into space, aiming for the nearest empty warp route.
You tell the customer "Hold on, entering warp to REDACTED" with a grin, he's wondering why you smile so creepy but puts it off to you just being a space taxi which is weird anyway.
You exit warp into REDACTED space and very calmly request landing.
You land onto the pad that he requested and take his payment, not opening the door until his credits clear.
He exits and you say "Have a good day" knowing that you just swindled him into paying for taxi services and you don't even have a taxi license!
PROFIT!!! as you take a swing from the beer that was open in your cockpit the whole time, what a scoundrel you are!
I imagine it would work like this-
*Guy standing on landing pad waving his arm
Pull up and open the cab door, guy climbs aboard and sits down "Take me to REDACTED"
You respond slyly with "Alright that's gonna cost REDACTED, are you okay with paying that?"
Your prices are good but not unbelievable based on up to date research on what actual taxi's charge for trips to multiple locations as to avoid suspicion.
"Sure, let's go."
You casually take off, keeping your calm with your victim on board.
You legally request takeoff and slide out into space, aiming for the nearest empty warp route.
You tell the customer "Hold on, entering warp to REDACTED" with a grin, he's wondering why you smile so creepy but puts it off to you just being a space taxi which is weird anyway.
You exit warp into REDACTED space and very calmly request landing.
You land onto the pad that he requested and take his payment, not opening the door until his credits clear.
He exits and you say "Have a good day" knowing that you just swindled him into paying for taxi services and you don't even have a taxi license!
PROFIT!!! as you take a swing from the beer that was open in your cockpit the whole time, what a scoundrel you are!
TEST members should always have one hand free to hold a cold beer.
Back pack beer cooler included.
Arrangingstars
Space Marshal
I still like the idea of a New England TEST meet-up where I get one of those back pack beer coolers for the back of my wheelchair and become the official TEST Beer Caddy. B) Profit.
https://www.etsy.com/listing/219158626/black-backpack-cooler-g118-1170b-free?ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=backpack cooler&ref=sc_gallery_1&plkey=94767cd065283961e1606c371151389ab055157e:219158626
This with "TEST Squadron" in yellow thread on the top. ;D
https://www.etsy.com/listing/219158626/black-backpack-cooler-g118-1170b-free?ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=backpack cooler&ref=sc_gallery_1&plkey=94767cd065283961e1606c371151389ab055157e:219158626
This with "TEST Squadron" in yellow thread on the top. ;D
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Did someone order tactical beer gear? Never leave your ship without these! (links provided)
Triple Beverage Dispenser Backpack
EZ Drinker Drink Vest, 12-Pack
Beer Belt / 6 Pack Holster
Rapdom Tactical Deluxe Beer Koozie
Football Drinking Helmet (for safety)
Beer Bottle Hip Holster
Triple Beverage Dispenser Backpack
EZ Drinker Drink Vest, 12-Pack
Beer Belt / 6 Pack Holster
Rapdom Tactical Deluxe Beer Koozie
Football Drinking Helmet (for safety)
Beer Bottle Hip Holster
Tortilla the Hun
Grand Admiral
Tortilla the Hun
Grand Admiral
Good thing the suits are bright yellow so you're not hard to find.
Depending entirely on the sobriety of everyone else of course.
Sadly that would not fit me :c I will just have to suffer with my goodiesPsh! Amateurs...
J.B
Lieutenant
Test Beer Module Upgrade...
Tortilla the Hun
Grand Admiral
