Today, inbetween being lazy and the short time I had to work, I made a small shooter sandwich.
I shall share it's glory with you all.
OI FUCKFACE, STEP 1 OF SANDWICH:
Obtain a bread from a legal vendor by exchanging it for your local currency.
This is where the shitty pics start, part of which is that I forgot to take most of them. But nevermind them, I will soon make a bigger one with decent-ish pictures. Anyway, first I cut of the top, and hollowed it out, and ate all the bread. Bottom covered in lettuce, but only a little, vegetables are for losers.
STEP 2 - THE BACON WEAVE:
Now this is the most important part, the bacon weave. I put this is in the oven at 175C (fuck off Fahrenheit) for about 15 minutes, fucking delicious. Now put the expertly weaved bacon into your bread, smile, and realize there's still a lot to be done.
STEP 3 - FORGET TO TAKE MORE PICTURES:
Yes I forgot, but I had just woken up and had to do it with a 10 inch tablet, not the easiest way.
But anyway, after the bacon I poured in a layer of cheese, warmed up some left over shawarma, put that into the bread, added more cheese, BBQ sauce, and a fuck load of onions.
(onions not included)
STEP 4 - SQUASH THE EVER LIVING SHIT OUT OF IT:
Put the tasty bread lid back on, wrap it aluminium foil (not this aluminum bullshit), and squash it between two wooden planks.
Now that's 20kg (or more, I didn't weigh the fucking thing, point is, it's heavy) of pure lead, but it's not enough.
Three bricks added and two more clamps, now that's enough.
Look at that flat motherfucker, almost as flat as this damn country.
STEP 5 - THE FRUITS OF YOUR LABOR:
BBQ sauce leaked a bit.
Now just look at that, fucking delicious.
I shall share it's glory with you all.
OI FUCKFACE, STEP 1 OF SANDWICH:
Obtain a bread from a legal vendor by exchanging it for your local currency.
This is where the shitty pics start, part of which is that I forgot to take most of them. But nevermind them, I will soon make a bigger one with decent-ish pictures. Anyway, first I cut of the top, and hollowed it out, and ate all the bread. Bottom covered in lettuce, but only a little, vegetables are for losers.
STEP 2 - THE BACON WEAVE:
Now this is the most important part, the bacon weave. I put this is in the oven at 175C (fuck off Fahrenheit) for about 15 minutes, fucking delicious. Now put the expertly weaved bacon into your bread, smile, and realize there's still a lot to be done.
STEP 3 - FORGET TO TAKE MORE PICTURES:
Yes I forgot, but I had just woken up and had to do it with a 10 inch tablet, not the easiest way.
But anyway, after the bacon I poured in a layer of cheese, warmed up some left over shawarma, put that into the bread, added more cheese, BBQ sauce, and a fuck load of onions.
(onions not included)
STEP 4 - SQUASH THE EVER LIVING SHIT OUT OF IT:
Put the tasty bread lid back on, wrap it aluminium foil (not this aluminum bullshit), and squash it between two wooden planks.
Now that's 20kg (or more, I didn't weigh the fucking thing, point is, it's heavy) of pure lead, but it's not enough.
Three bricks added and two more clamps, now that's enough.
Look at that flat motherfucker, almost as flat as this damn country.
STEP 5 - THE FRUITS OF YOUR LABOR:
BBQ sauce leaked a bit.
Now just look at that, fucking delicious.
