Training for StarMarine

[mromutt]

I vote that we adopt this as our official training and as our hand-to-hand combat techniques!

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

Yes, but only those qualified should be able to use them to ensure our enemies' humane demise. How do we gauge qualifications?

I'm glad you asked! With rigorous, thorough training ending with The Testy TESTies' Testis Test.

 

[Doozie]

This may be the perfect strategy to achieve complete victory, after the gunplay of course.

 

[mromutt]

I think training should start immediately

 

[WarrenPeace]

I curled up after the first hit. I couldn't turn the video off. So much sympathy pain.

 

[Black Sunder]

Question is....who is getting hit and who will give the hits? Do we switch out? Is there ice nearby?

 

[maynard]

what's that old saw about bringing a knife to a gunfight?

 

[Black Sunder]

what's that old saw about bringing a knife to a gunfight?

To bring a nuke on a deadman switch so no one will want to fight in the first place.

 

[mromutt]

Question is....who is getting hit and who will give the hits? Do we switch out? Is there ice nearby?

All training sessions will have ice cold kegs and everyone will pair up with someone and take turns hitting each other

 

[mromutt]

To bring a nuke on a deadman switch so no one will want to fight in the first place.

Hey now you are jumping to lesson 3!

 

[Ocean]

um.... guys the video only shows me to attack between the legs what do i do?

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Auz-2IdCMAQfYn1.jpg ( pic not embedded because its kinda visually NSFW i think )

 

[Willem Default]

Close, but I think this should be our combat technique:

 

[mromutt]

um.... guys the video only shows me to attack between the legs what do i do?

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Auz-2IdCMAQfYn1.jpg ( pic not embedded because its kinda visually NSFW i think )

Just apply what you what you learn here and aim higher ;)

 

[Arrangingstars]

[Concern]
I would like to know how this training applies to female TESTies.

 

[mromutt]

[Concern]
I would like to know how this training applies to female TESTies.

It should also hurt them :p

 

[SteakOfWar]

Thats all sorts of fucked up.

 

[mromutt]

Thats all sorts of fucked up.

You are just mad that we test this on you lol

 

[Guss De Blöd]

Isn't that already our technique ? I mean isn't that montoya with hairs in the vid ? :D

 

[MzHartz]

[Concern]
I would like to know how this training applies to female TESTies.

Easy. We always win.

 

[Black Sunder]

I was under the impression that our standard technique in Star Marine was to throw our empty beer bottles at the enemy. They would serve many purposes from frag grenades with glass shrapnel to edged weapons and emergency bodily waste receivers. After that last one they become a bio weapon if #2. If only #1 then it becomes a Molotov cocktail.