TEST Squadron Membership Application

[Designated Drunk]

I think TEST desperately needs to tighten up its membership requirements. Case in point: I was allowed to join. This shows incredibly poor screening practices (ignoring for a moment the utter lack of discretion on my part in what org to join). With that in mind, may I humbly submit a rough draft of an application form which should assist greatly in winnowing the wheat from the not-wheat and drastically improve the quality of TEST's new recruits.


TEST Squadron Membership Application Form

RSI username: ______________________

Reddit username: ______________________

Location: ________________________

Favorite internet meme: _____________________

Minimum blood alcohol content: ___

Number of each ship type owned:

___ Aurora ES

___ Aurora MR

___ Aurora CL

___ Aurora LN

___ Aurora LX

___ Other​

Preferred beverage(s):

___ Wine

___ Beer

___ Rum

___ Tequila

___ Ale

___ Single-malt Scotch

___ Blended Scotch

___ Hairy Scotsman

___ Porter

___ Sterno squeezed through a sock

___ Lager

___ Bathtub Gin

___ Smirnoff Ice

___ Vodka

___ IPA

___ That one with the little umbrella

___ Stout

___ Prison Hooch

___ I’ll have what she’s having​

High score on Aurora Crash (double digit scores invalidate membership): ___


You have managed to capture a derelict Bengal class carrier. Do you:

A) crash it into the nearest sun

B) turn it into the ‘verse’s first fly-through liquor store

C) crash it into the nearest planet

D) trade it in for an Aurora

E) crash it into the nearest asteroid
​

Which org are you actually a spy for?

___ Goonrathi

___ L.A.M.P.

___ Imperium

___ Eridani Light Pony

___ Facepunch Corporation

___ Imperium

___ M.E.R.C. Corporation

___ Systems United Navy

___ Imperium

___ TEST Squadron (please attach note of explanation, or copy of failed sobriety test)

___ Other: _____________________​

Select your favorite two colors from the list below:

___ Yellow

___ Black​

You are the first to discover a mysterious wormhole in space. Having naming rights, you opt to christen it:

___ Giant Space Orifice

___ This Way for Free Candy

___ xxX_Sniper420Headshotz_Xxx wuz hear f1rst bitchez, LOL

___ TEST Wormhole - Please Ignore​

 

[CompetentAlloy]

TEST Squadron Membership Application Form - Please Ignore

RSI username: CompetentAlloy

Reddit username: CompetentAlloy

Location: Kansas

Favorite internet meme: Joseph Decreux

Minimum blood alcohol content: 25%

Number of each ship type owned:

___ Aurora ES

___ Aurora MR

___ Aurora CL

___ Aurora LN

___ Aurora LX

_X_ Other


Preferred beverage(s):

___ Wine

___ Beer

___ Rum

___ Tequila

___ Ale

___ Single-malt Scotch

___ Blended Scotch

___ Hairy Scotsman

___ Porter

___ Sterno squeezed through a sock

___ Lager

___ Bathtub Gin

___ Smirnoff Ice

___ Vodka

___ IPA

___ That one with the little umbrella

___ Stout

___ Prison Hooch

___ I’ll have what she’s having

_X_ Yes.


High score on Aurora Crash (double digit scores invalidate membership): _3_


You have managed to capture a derelict Bengal class carrier. Do you:
Turn it into the 'verse's first flying super still.


Which org are you actually a spy for?

___ Goonrathi

___ L.A.M.P.

___ Imperium

___ Eridani Light Pony

___ Facepunch Corporation

___ Imperium

___ M.E.R.C. Corporation

___ Systems United Navy

___ Imperium

___ TEST Squadron (please attach note of explanation, or copy of failed sobriety test)

_X_ Other: I don't know what I'm doing.


Select your favorite two colors from the list below:

___ Yellow

_X_ Black


You are the first to discover a mysterious wormhole in space. Having naming rights, you opt to christen it:

___ Giant Space Orifice

___ This Way for Free Candy

___ xxX_Sniper420Headshotz_Xxx wuz hear f1rst bitchez, LOL

_X_ TEST Wormhole - Please Ignore

 

[SeungRyul]

TEST Squadron Membership Application Form

RSI username: SeungRyul

Reddit username: SeungRyul

Location: New York City

Favorite internet meme: Fabulous Abaddon

Minimum blood alcohol content: 100.00

Number of each ship type owned:

___ Aurora ES

___ Aurora MR

___ Aurora CL

1 Aurora LN

___ Aurora LX

___ Other​

Preferred beverage(s):

___ Wine

___ Beer

___ Rum

___ Tequila

___ Ale

___ Single-malt Scotch

___ Blended Scotch

___ Hairy Scotsman

___ Porter

___ Sterno squeezed through a sock

___ Lager

___ Bathtub Gin

___ Smirnoff Ice

___ Vodka

___ IPA

___ That one with the little umbrella

___ Stout

___ Prison Hooch

___ I’ll have what she’s having

X YOU FORGOT SOJU *RAGE*​

High score on Aurora Crash (double digit scores invalidate membership): 100


You have managed to capture a derelict Bengal class carrier. Do you:

A) crash it into the nearest sun

B) turn it into the ‘verse’s first fly-through liquor store

C) crash it into the nearest planet

D) trade it in for an Aurora

E) crash it into the nearest asteroid
​

Which org are you actually a spy for?

X Goonrathi

X L.A.M.P.

___ Imperium (Fuck no you kidding me?)

X Eridani Light Pony

X Facepunch Corporation

___ Imperium (Really? You are trying too hard.)

X M.E.R.C. Corporation

X Systems United Navy

___ Imperium (Goddamnit I'm gonna kill myself...)

X TEST Squadron (please attach note of explanation, or copy of failed sobriety test)

X Other: Section 13​

Select your favorite two colors from the list below:

___ Yellow

___ Black​

X BlackandYellowBlackandYellowBlackandYellowBlackandYellowBlackandYellow

You are the first to discover a mysterious wormhole in space. Having naming rights, you opt to christen it:

___ Giant Space Orifice

___ This Way for Free Candy

___ xxX_Sniper420Headshotz_Xxx wuz hear f1rst bitchez, LOL

X TEST Wormhole - Please Ignore​

 

[TestBot]

TEST Squadron Membership Application Form

RSI username: [I forgot]

Reddit username: /u/WhitePawn00

Location: Seattle, WA

Favorite internet meme: yes

Minimum blood alcohol content: 110%

Number of each ship type owned:

___ Aurora ES

31 Aurora MR

___ Aurora CL

___ Aurora LN

___ Aurora LX

___ Other​

Preferred beverage(s):

___ Wine

___ Beer

___ Rum

___ Tequila

___ Ale

___ Single-malt Scotch

___ Blended Scotch

___ Hairy Scotsman

___ Porter

___ Sterno squeezed through a sock

___ Lager

___ Bathtub Gin

___ Smirnoff Ice

___ Vodka

___ IPA

___ That one with the little umbrella

___ Stout

___ Prison Hooch

x I’ll have what she’s having​

High score on Aurora Crash (double digit scores invalidate membership): 1337


You have managed to capture a derelict Bengal class carrier. Do you:

A) crash it into the nearest sun

B) turn it into the ‘verse’s first fly-through liquor store

C) crash it into the nearest planet

D) trade it in for an Aurora

E) crash it into the nearest asteroid
​

Z) All the above

Which org are you actually a spy for?

_x_ Goonrathi

_x_ L.A.M.P.

_x_ Imperium

_x_ Eridani Light Pony

___ Facepunch Corporation

_x_ Imperium

___ M.E.R.C. Corporation

_x_ Systems United Navy

_x_ Imperium

_x_ TEST Squadron (please attach note of explanation, or copy of failed sobriety test)

_x_ Other: RSI​

Select your favorite two colors from the list below:

_x_ Yellow

_x_ Black​

You are the first to discover a mysterious wormhole in space. Having naming rights, you opt to christen it:

___ Giant Space Orifice

_x_ This Way for Free Candy

___ xxX_Sniper420Headshotz_Xxx wuz hear f1rst bitchez, LOL

_x_ TEST Wormhole - Please Ignore​

 

[zeddie]

TEST Squadron Membership Application Form

RSI username: zeddie / zedx / something else, I never know what to use where and when, nor what everyone else sees...

Reddit username: /u/zedie

Location: Somewhere in Virgo Supercluster

Favorite internet meme: (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
Minimum blood alcohol content: 26

Number of each ship type owned:

___ Aurora ES

___ Aurora MR

___ Aurora CL

___ Aurora LN

___ Aurora LX

_3_ Other (too good for Awrawrahz!)​

Preferred beverage(s):

___ Wine

___ Beer

___ Rum

___ Tequila

___ Ale

___ Single-malt Scotch

___ Blended Scotch

___ Hairy Scotsman

___ Porter

___ Sterno squeezed through a sock

___ Lager

___ Bathtub Gin

___ Smirnoff Ice

___ Vodka

___ IPA

___ That one with the little umbrella

___ Stout

___ Prison Hooch

_X_ I’ll have what she’s having​

High score on Aurora Crash (double digit scores invalidate membership): _17_ (goddarnit!)


You have managed to capture a derelict Bengal class carrier. Do you:

A) crash it into the nearest sun

B) turn it into the ‘verse’s first fly-through liquor store

C) crash it into the nearest planet

D) trade it in for an Aurora

E) crash it into the nearest asteroid

F) crash it into the nearest asteroid to crash that into the nearest planet, so I can crash it into the nearest sun, then turn it into the verse's hottest (literally) fly-through liquor store to end up trading all the profit for an Aurora
​

Which org are you actually a spy for?

___ Goonrathi

___ L.A.M.P.

___ Imperium

___ Eridani Light Pony

___ Facepunch Corporation

___ Imperium

___ M.E.R.C. Corporation

___ Systems United Navy

___ Imperium

___ TEST Squadron (please attach note of explanation, or copy of failed sobriety test)

_X_ Other: _I'm no spai! I promise!_​

Select your favorite two colors from the list below:

_X_ Yellow Cyan

_X_ Black Magenta​

You are the first to discover a mysterious wormhole in space. Having naming rights, you opt to christen it:

___ Giant Space Orifice

___ This Way for Free Candy

___ xxX_Sniper420Headshotz_Xxx wuz hear f1rst bitchez, LOL

_X_ TEST Wormhole - Please Ignore​

 

[Egriz]

TEST Squadron Membership Application Form

RSI username: _Egriz____

Reddit username: __Egriz10__________

Location: _Best Korea Only Korea____________

Favorite internet meme: _No__


Minimum blood alcohol content: 50

Number of each ship type owned:

_69__ Aurora ES

_69__ Aurora MR

_69__ Aurora CL

_1__ Aurora LN

_69__ Aurora LX

_Yes__ Other


Preferred beverage(s):

_Stupid grapes__ Wine

_Only during the weekdays_ Beer

_WHY IS THE RUM GONE__ Rum

_Fuck no__ Tequila

___ Ale

_The best__ Single-malt Scotch

___ Blended Scotch

___ Hairy Scotsman

___ Porter

___ Sterno squeezed through a sock

___ Lager

___ Bathtub Gin

___ Smirnoff Ice

___ Vodka

___ IPA

___ That one with the little umbrella

___ Stout

___ Prison Hooch

___ I’ll have what she’s having

___ YOU FORGOT BOURBON YOU BASTARD!


High score on Aurora Crash (double digit scores invalidate membership): _-5__


You have managed to capture a derelict Bengal class carrier. Do you:

A) crash it into the nearest sun

B) turn it into the ‘verse’s first fly-through liquor store

C) crash it into the nearest planet

D) trade it in for an Aurora

E) crash it into the nearest asteroid

Which org are you actually a spy for?

_X UP__ Goonrathi

___ L.A.M.P.

_Not this one__ Imperium

___ Eridani Light Pony

___ Facepunch Corporation

_Quite possibly this one__ Imperium

___ M.E.R.C. Corporation

___ Systems United Navy

_Not too sure about this one__ Imperium

___ TEST Squadron (please attach note of explanation, or copy of failed sobriety test)

___ Other: _____________________


Select your favorite two colors from the list below:

_BLACK_ Yellow

_YELLOW__ Black


You are the first to discover a mysterious wormhole in space. Having naming rights, you opt to christen it:

_X_ Giant Space Orifice

___ This Way for Free Candy

___ xxX_Sniper420Headshotz_Xxx wuz hear f1rst bitchez, LOL

___ TEST Wormhole - Please Ignore

 

[Trollmann]

TEST Squadron Membership Application Form

RSI username: trollmann

Reddit username: trollmann

Location: Germany

Favorite internet meme: (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

Minimum blood alcohol content: 13.37

Number of each ship type owned:

___ Aurora ES

___ Aurora MR

___ Aurora CL

___ Aurora LN (stop alluring me)

___ Aurora LX

1 Other (Hornets have 8 missiles -> more boom on impact)


Preferred beverage(s):

___ Wine

X Beer

___ Rum

___ Tequila

___ Ale

X Single-malt Scotch

___ Blended Scotch

___ Hairy Scotsman

___ Porter

___ Sterno squeezed through a sock

___ Lager

___ Bathtub Gin

___ Smirnoff Ice

___ Vodka

___ IPA

___ That one with the little umbrella

___ Stout

___ Prison Hooch

X I’ll have what she’s having

X Wheat Beer


High score on Aurora Crash (double digit scores invalidate membership): 16 (fuck the system)


You have managed to capture a derelict Bengal class carrier. Do you:

A) crash it into the nearest sun

Which org are you actually a spy for?

X Goonrathi

X L.A.M.P.

___ Imperium (You'd like that wouldn't you)

___ Eridani Light Pony

___ Facepunch Corporation

___ Imperium (Yes)

___ M.E.R.C. Corporation

___ Systems United Navy

___ Imperium (No)

___ TEST Squadron (please attach note of explanation, or copy of failed sobriety test)

X Other: Section 13


Select your favorite two colors from the list below:

X Yellow

X Black


You are the first to discover a mysterious wormhole in space. Having naming rights, you opt to christen it:

___ Giant Space Orifice

___ This Way for Free Candy

___ xxX_Sniper420Headshotz_Xxx wuz hear f1rst bitchez, LOL

X TEST Wormhole - Please Ignore

 

[chrizz]

i took the liberty to make this google form:

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1aZKaqXwF1irxItLNRkBVDg1gU6QF2n4kWNMZGQGSrJk/viewform


:D

 

[Shive]

i took the liberty to make this google form:

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1aZKaqXwF1irxItLNRkBVDg1gU6QF2n4kWNMZGQGSrJk/viewform


:D

So much better now!
Couldn't get a real overview over the original coz completely drunkenly made

 

[Designated Drunk]

Couldn't get a real overview over the original coz completely drunkenly made

Thanks - I take pride in my work!

 

[Shive]

I knew u would you barstard :D

 

[PG89]

And now? Oo