Here to muck out the Space Zoo!

[Dashybrownies]

Have a Origin 315p. To find them.
Need a Freelancer. To Fetch Them.
Have a Hull B. To Keep them.

Space Zookeeper is totally a thing!
Bounty on all Alien animals!
Unethical? Maybe.
May you accidentally drunkenly accidentally steal your neighbours dog? Whatever, I'll paint it green!
What's an invasive species?
Totally awesome, yes.


So, that's what I'm looking forward to most it seems!


OOh, random questions;
What was the first game you remember playing?
Sonic the Hedgehog 2.
What other games do you play?
I'm almost at the final boss for Excel.
How did you first hear about Test Squadron and what convinced you to join?
I was actually, technically, one of the very first members on the Sub on reddit, trust me, I'm just like a Dr.
Was asked to keep the corp honest or some stuff.
Picard or Kirk?
Janeway.

Oh, RSI Handle: HayzeMH
Reddit: Also Dashybrownies.

 

[mromutt]

Welcome aboard!

 

[Montoya]

Well well well, look who it is!

You've got some nerve showing up here after all this time! ;)

Interesting bit of trivia, Dashy had originally put out one of our earliest pieces of propaganda without even knowing about it.

She did a video showcasing the aurora!

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

Well well well, look who it is!

You've got some nerve showing up here after all this time! ;)

Interesting bit of trivia, Dashy had originally put out one of our earliest pieces of propaganda without even knowing about it.

She did a video showcasing the aurora!

And look where we are now, the Aurora is now our best weapon! The ship itself, not any sort of armaments.

 

[Kersakov]

Bounty on all Alien animals!

Black Market is totally my thing. More than happy to sell you Illegal Alien pets that I come across :)

 

[Harkuno]

I shall have to pay a visit to this space zoo, as long as there's beer! :D

Welcome to TEST!

 

[Frisbeerocker]

>excel
I laughed first, then I got depressed.

 

[Harkuno]

>excel
I laughed first, then I got depressed.

same here...

 

[Dashybrownies]

Thanks all for the welcomes. Though it does amuse me being welcomed by a group all with accounts younger than mine, shows what a slacker I've been!

So, who has an Endeavour with a Bio-dome I can rent out to host a Fucking proper PETTING ZOO?!

Well well well, look who it is!

You've got some nerve showing up here after all this time! ;)

Interesting bit of trivia, Dashy had originally put out one of our earliest pieces of propaganda without even knowing about it.

She did a video showcasing the aurora!

I'm sorry sir.
I don't know what went wrong sir.
I'll try to do better sir.
I also produced a few other pieces of propaganda stuff as well, but this was waay before we were huge! Like, really Huge!
I think like, being hospitalised for dumb reasons was what caused me to migrate away from Bestcorp.
I stopped doing videos, well, gaming videos, I now do monster-making videos (am thinking about a Vanduul in the future).

Permission to come back aboard?
Anything I can do sir?

I shall have to pay a visit to this space zoo, as long as there's beer! :D

Welcome to TEST!

Beer? BEER! Come on, why do you want the beer, bring your own damned beer. All my beer is getting fed to the animals!! Don't you know how a real zoo works?

>excel
I laughed first, then I got depressed.

Hey, stick to what you're good at. I'll pivot table the shit out of your data! Take that.

 

[Space Monkey]

Space Zookeeper is totally a thing!

.

My cousin's in a zoo. -_-

Welcome to TEST!

~dirty hooman....

 

[Dashybrownies]

Black Market is totally my thing. More than happy to sell you Illegal Alien pets that I come across :)

Illegal, black marker, what, you can't own an Animal! They're not property.
What you do is force/taze/kidnap coax them of their own volition into the back of a van freelancer and if they can't/s] don't leave then they obviously want to stay! Right? Riight?

 

[WarrenPeace]

Ooh! Ooh! I want to pet the animals! Which ones won't poison me if I try to give them pets? Welcome to TEST!

 

[Dashybrownies]

Ooh! Ooh! I want to pet the animals! Which ones won't poison me if I try to give them pets? Welcome to TEST!

Pfft, none of them will poison you, since you're not likely to eat them, unless you do eat them, in which case they'll poison the shit out of you.
Oh, also they're all horrifically venomous, but you know what is a great antiseptic? Alcohol.

Sorted.