Fancy meeting you here...

SlowFuse

Space Marshal
Oct 13, 2015
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SlowFuseGaming
Hello beautiful, I'm SlowFuse. I'd like you to buy me a drink. You know you wanna. Just look at these slick shoes and dazzling smile.

Where you from stranger?
Well, funny you should ask. I'm from deep down in your wildest dreams. You'll remember me soon.

What drew you to Star Citizen?
It was the eyes. I saw 'em from clear across the room and just couldn't resist.

What do you look forward to most in Star Citizen? (PVP, Exploration, etc)
Our future baby, our future. I plan to explore all those remote regions, even if I have to blast my way in and out.

What was the first game you remember playing?
Baby, I'm not here for games. Don't misunderstand me, I dig a good round of pachinko or pong any day.

What other games do you play?
Baby are you listening to me? Where's that drink by the way? Hey! Bartender! This round's on the lady.

How did you first hear about Test Squadron and what convinced you to join?
What? You're in TEST???! My momma warned me about your type baby.

Picard or Kirk?
Are those vodkas baby? I prefer gin in my glass...





****NOTE - Kirk kicks Picard's ass, if only because of all the alien laying and slaying he did.
 

WarrenPeace

Space Marshal
Jul 17, 2014
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Shortspark
Now that's an introduction I won't forget. Welcome to TEST!
 
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Unshaven

Commander
May 7, 2015
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Unshaven
Right on and welcome!

Suddenly I feel like I'm back in the 1970's after reading your intro. (Wish I had thought of that ;-).

Especially time twisting if read with the theme from Shaft playing in the background.



Now if I can just get an Aurora skin that looks like John Shaft's jacket......
 
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Tsukihi

Captain
Oct 8, 2015
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Welcome you slimy slug as a little welcome gift i have German beer for you. I hope you like it cheers!
 
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Reptar Khan

Vice Admiral
Donor
Feb 22, 2015
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Wooh, welcome to TEST!

Be careful because Star Citizen is a major tease!!!
The first time you meet it will take forever to get anywhere but it looks so amazing it's worth the wait.
 

SlowFuse

Space Marshal
Oct 13, 2015
35
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SlowFuseGaming
Wooh, welcome to TEST!

Be careful because Star Citizen is a major tease!!!
The first time you meet it will take forever to get anywhere but it looks so amazing it's worth the wait.
Definitely. I got on board about a year ago, and now over a grand later, I still treat her like the cute girl I'm afraid to talk to...
 
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