[CONCERN] Christmas Holiday SOTS #13?

[Black Sunder]

It has come to my attention and [CONCERN] that nearly 4 weeks have passed since the last SOTS which was #12. it is Further [CONCERN]ing that if Montoya does not do a SOTS before Christmas to wish us all a good holiday then it proves he is an evil dictator ruling us with an Aurora Fist™ and we'll take this lying down because he's so conditioned us to do that sort of thing. I suspect something he puts in the drinking water....or beer......he may be watering down the beer. HERESY!

Dear Glorious Dear Leader Captain Colonel Commander,

Please give us SOTS #13 for Christmas. It will be the best present you can give this holiday to so many people. Lead us into this new year of Star Citizen and inspire us to crash often. Whether that is the server or our ships remains to be determined. Fill us with courage to disregard our own insurance. Renew our goal of being the BEST Squardon in Star Citizen. Please give us SOTS #13 for Christmas.

Thank you

p.s. TEST Squadron Leader is BEST Leader.
p.p.s. 2.0 Launched as you well know so this is even more imperative to get out.

 

[SPRNinja]

Here in New Zealand we are roughly 18 hours ahead of the United States and I can confirm, even by saturday evening (when I is now) that SOTS is not out yet. This is gravely [CONCERN]ing. Neither has photographic proof of hat eating happened mr squeeker.... I am therefore forced to conclude that TEST is an pyramid triangle dodecahedral scheme.

 

[GameFleek]

I am Agent 021 (new name pending). I approve this message.

 

[that_frog_kurtis]

Here in New Zealand we are roughly 18 hours ahead of the United States and I can confirm, even by saturday evening (when I is now) that SOTS is not out yet. This is gravely [CONCERN]ing. Neither has photographic proof of hat eating happened mr squeeker.... I am therefore forced to conclude that TEST is an pyramid triangle dodecahedral scheme.

I can confirm that [CONCERN] in NZ is growing at an uncontrollable rate. Please send help into the future.

 

[WarrenPeace]

Beer intake increasing, now 137% normal. [CONCERN] increasing unabated. Please send help soon. Also, I don't recognize @Black Sunder anymore without his Neo avatar.

 

[Frisbeerocker]

I've been having this [CONCERN] for a few weeks.

If I don't see Glorious Leader in a santa hat, I feel my life will be meaningless.

 

[Truthwatcher]

And maybe an appearance from Betty with Antlers as well.

But in all seriousness, the Great Roberts has gifted us with such an abundant gift of space that I am at a loss as to where to crash my Aurora! Glorious Leader, we need your guidance now more than ever!

 

[BeerMonster]

WHAT..... They..... They put water in our beer!!!! How could they do such a terrible thing? Before you know it we will all be having rational thought and flying our Aurora fleet like a bunch of old ladies. We must organize an emergency drinking session before its too late!!

 

[Black Sunder]

Beer intake increasing, now 137% normal. [CONCERN] increasing unabated. Please send help soon. Also, I don't recognize @Black Sunder anymore without his Neo avatar.

Changed it back. Many people keep saying they don't know who I am anymore.

 

[maynard]

god forbid that a man with a wife, two kids and Xmas to prepare for should slack off a little on his contributions to Test...

 

[Truthwatcher]

Black Sunder, I must report that someone was impersonating you while you were away. But I saw right through his incorrect Avatar...

 

[EpilepticCricket]

Changed it back. Many people keep saying they don't know who I am anymore.

[CONCERN] levels reduced by 4.2%. Your actions have been noted in the official "TEST [CONCERN] levels records folder file".

 

[Black Sunder]

Black Sunder, I must report that someone was impersonating you while you were away. But I saw right through his incorrect Avatar...

I appreciate that. We must be vigilant against all SPAIS that may try to deceive our members. you are a credit to TEST Squardon.

 

[Black Sunder]

Just did some checking on RSI. We now have 8106 members. If Montoya released a new SOTS at this second we would have had a membership increase of 516 people in just 4 weeks.

Of even greater [EXCITEMENT] is the fact we are steadily gaining on XPLOR in membership numbers. Their recruitment has really slowed down lately and though we are gaining. Yes they have 3600 people more than us still but we are gaining. I remember when that number was over 5K.

Thank you to our streamers and recruiters for spreading the message and drug laced beer that helps people find their one true org in TEST Squadron.

 

[maynard]

Of even greater [EXCITEMENT] is the fact we are steadily gaining on XPLOR in membership numbers.

if they're not crashing their ships into ours, why give them any attention at all?

 

[Black Sunder]

if they're not crashing their ships into ours, why give them any attention at all?

Because they are the org to beat in numbers. Walk softly and carry a big stick. If we're the largest org then TESThate will go up a lot. Tear production will also increase to match.

 

[Montoya]

Its Xmas!

Do I have to get a Santa hat for the next video?

 

[Arrangingstars]

Its Xmas!

Do I have to get a Santa hat for the next video?

Of course you do! You should have wifey get a little reindeer hat for your little girl!

 

[Blind Owl]

Of course you do! You should have wifey get a little reindeer hat for your little girl!

Second this! Strongly concur. Huzzah. Etc etc etc. Beer.
Santa hat. And reindeer hat.

 

[Blind Owl]

drug laced beer that helps people find their one true org in TEST Squadron.

Where am I? What the hell? *drinks more drug laced beer* ...I'm home.