Dadjokes...

[CrudeSasquatch]

So I've noticed that the ages here range from "whats puberty going to be like?" To "stay away from my daughter, you mangy neckbeard!", and it got me thinking. . .
THESE GUYS MUST KNOW SO MANY DAD JOKES!

Any gooders?

I got this one from

http://imgur.com/a/uNacI

 

[ErnoCor]

My dad likes to joke around and play hide and seek
He has been the hide and seek champion for 15 years now
I just hope we find him soon lol where are you dad

 

[Harkuno]

Me: ‘Hey, I was thinking…
’
My dad: ‘I thought I smelled something burning.’

:D

 

[Black Sunder]

My dad and I joke about how bad our city roads are. And we're not nice about it either.

 

[Reptar Khan]

Why must I read all of these!?

 

[Orcharyu]

Funny clip about the poorly adjusted and over protective Dad.

 

[Buzz Lightyear]

My dad likes to joke around and play hide and seek
He has been the hide and seek champion for 15 years now
I just hope we find him soon lol where are you dad

That's great :')

 

[Blind Owl]

I made a belt out of old wrist watches.
It was a complete waist of time.

 

[Blind Owl]

Funny clip about the poorly adjusted and over protective Dad.

Thank fuck that dude didn't have a greasy neck beard. ;)

 

[Xian-Luc Picard]

 

[PhosphorusForFun]

"Remember when I told you I'd get you a bicycle for your birthday?"
"I misspoke, here's a barbie."

"I think I killed my vampire friend."
"It was a mistake."

"I went to the Emissions Awareness seminar today."
"It was a gas."

"No son, Australians can't go to heaven."
"They're from down under."

"Your mother asked if you needed diapers."
"I said 'Depends' *raises eyebrow*"

"Hey dad! What's up? I'm gonna go down the block and get my friends so we can turn around and come have dessert."
"Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna turn around or dessert you. You're grounded."

 

[KKDish King of all dishes]

God this place truly is my home. To perfect!

 

[marctek]

A little didy my dad taught me when I was about 9 or 10.

When I was young and had no sense
I pissed upon an electric fence
It shocked my dick and rattled my balls
and made me shit in my overalls.

 

[KKDish King of all dishes]

A little didy my dad taught me when I was about 9 or 10.

When I was young and had no sense
I pissed upon an electric fence
It shocked my dick and rattled my balls
and made me shit in my overalls.

Let's give some snaps for that great slam poetry.

 

[GrammarGestapo]

The first time I had lobster, my dad was joking around with the waitress.
He said, "No, he's never had lobster. He had crabs before but we got him through that." then burst out laughing.