Canadian pro drinker checking in. 37, a 4 pack of kids and enjoy my distractions. Thanks for the invite. lets play some games, shoot some beers and drink some people... it will be good.
I am Canadian
- Thread starter crazywavau
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Welcome aboard! I wont hold the Canadian thing against you if you share your beer :)
GeneticPredator
Space Marshal
More Canadians! Winning. One of us, one of us. Welcome to TEST. Where abouts ya from?
CrudeSasquatch
Space Marshal
An Adult! With beer! From Canada!
I'm also these things! Sorry.
I'm so sorry
I'm also these things! Sorry.
I'm so sorry
ummm, we have twelve packs... we have 6 packs.. 18 packs, 24 packs, 30 packs, 36 packs, and 45 packs and 48 packs.
I am in Kelowna B.C. perfect summer beaches and weather.
WarrenPeace
Space Marshal
Damn you! I'm jealous. Haha. I'm a BC boy myself, stuck in Deadmonton. Well, @CrudeSasquatch and I both here. Gramma and Grandpa live in Kelowna. I spend a significant amount of time there. That place is beauties
CrudeSasquatch
Space Marshal
@crazywavau is from Kelowna?
Fun facts about his town!
Insurance Companies are all trying to get out of their contracts there due to the insane firestorms that hurtle in from nearby "Crazy Firestorm Mountain".
There's a sewer canal that the locals ride rafts and dinghies down!
There's a beach there that only french tourists visit!
The local drinking age is "Can you lift a bottle"
There are actual WILD WALNUT trees there! Walnuts look like furry green things, and are not safe to bite!
They used to have 17 train bridges made out of oil soaked wooden beams through the mountains of Kelowna, but due to Fire Mountain, they now only have 7, and it's a bike path now! (Watch out for the parts of the path that say "Danger, Bridge Out!"). Also, I've met several bears on that bike path.
I once had lunch with a friend who drove trains... he parked his train and we had lunch... then when we left to take him back to his train, traffic was backed up all over... turns out, he parked it on the part of the track that blocks both main roads through town!
It gets hot there! (So hot that the sewer canal trip is the only way to 'freshen' up!)
Fun facts about his town!
Insurance Companies are all trying to get out of their contracts there due to the insane firestorms that hurtle in from nearby "Crazy Firestorm Mountain".
There's a sewer canal that the locals ride rafts and dinghies down!
There's a beach there that only french tourists visit!
The local drinking age is "Can you lift a bottle"
There are actual WILD WALNUT trees there! Walnuts look like furry green things, and are not safe to bite!
They used to have 17 train bridges made out of oil soaked wooden beams through the mountains of Kelowna, but due to Fire Mountain, they now only have 7, and it's a bike path now! (Watch out for the parts of the path that say "Danger, Bridge Out!"). Also, I've met several bears on that bike path.
I once had lunch with a friend who drove trains... he parked his train and we had lunch... then when we left to take him back to his train, traffic was backed up all over... turns out, he parked it on the part of the track that blocks both main roads through town!
It gets hot there! (So hot that the sewer canal trip is the only way to 'freshen' up!)
you are right on the money, but you forgot the nude beach, mass of vineyards, and terrible drivers
Han Burgundy
Space Marshal
American, Canadian, Australian....doesn't matter. Our ships are all equally as explosive when you fly into stuff. Welcome to TEST!
Xian-Luc Picard
Space Marshal
I disagree, the Irish ships are slightly more flammable. We send the red haired Irish pilots into the sun first to free the souls they have stolen.
But then who will smuggle all that fine liquid that they're always drinking for when the beavers dam up the booze river! WHAT WILL WE DO THEN!
Well actually we get the booze then send them into the sun! Perfect plan!
hey , welcome there o7 I also love to shoot drinks! or drink shots....
