[CONCERN] Montoya has hair . . .and Feb Taurus give away

[CrudeSasquatch]

BUMP
Because @Blind Owl is asking if I won this one, and I think if I stick the original link in his face he'll see it says "Draw on March 11". :D

 

[Phantomoftruth]

I have great [CONCERN] about the amount of [CONCERN] I see on these threads. I suggest instead of [CONCERN] we recognise that it is Beer o'clock somewhere.

 

[Unshaven]

Oh you mean SOTCATCOWISOTGLMHAWEISZBT ?


(status of the concern about the concern of what is on the glorious leader Montoya's head and when exactly is zero beer thirty)


Has to be the souls of Testies giving it that other worldly shine and glow. Montoya's special canned hair allows the Testy souls to get a grip on to the supreme leaders knoggin. Their small so it all works out.

Warning! If you stare at the supreme leaders head too long you will go blind.

Not that dissimilar from sticking your head directly into the exhaust of a Taurus at full power.

Fun Fact- The Supreme Leader's custom Taurus has a hidden compartment but it's like the Ghostbuster's containment vault. It's where he keeps the souls of our enemies. It has a glass top so he can enjoy the show when it suits him and he gets to walk on top of them, which is an extra bonus gift.

 

[hardroc77]

To be fair, it should be my wife telling about her worst date ever.
Yeah, yeah, yeah that's right, she's still on it. 30 years and two kids.
Hey my dad warned her. He gave her a receipt with no refunds at our wedding dinner.
Thanks Dad. Love you too!

 

[hardroc77]

I have great [CONCERN] about the amount of [CONCERN] I see on these threads. I suggest instead of [CONCERN] we recognise that it is Beer o'clock somewhere.

Well hell, I'll drink to that!

 

[hardroc77]

What the hell is on Glorious Leaders Head?!?
Looks like a penguin to me

 

[Blind Owl]

BUMP
Because @Blind Owl is asking if I won this one, and I think if I stick the original link in his face he'll see it says "Draw on March 11". :D

Lol, the original link...that I posted. I actually figured out the difference a couple hours ago, but I was busy preparing food for my basement dweller. He starts attacking legs through the stairs when he's hungry. Basically goes feral. All Sasquatch like. Go figure.

Edit: I think he just needs a date. ;)

 

[marctek]

Edit: I think he just needs a date. ;)

But where do you find a women hairy enough for a Sasquatch? :p (insert your mama joke here o_O)

 

[CrudeSasquatch]

But where do you find a women hairy enough for a Sasquatch? :p (insert your mama joke here o_O)

Well....
I know where you can't find them... in order of no particular, I've checked
Germany, Netherlands, England, Czech, Slovakia, Romania, Hungary, Australia, USA!, Canada, Philippines, and Korea... and every single one of those countries had smooth, desirable, intellectually stimulating, and extremely gregarious young women without a single facial hair! It was disgusting! :D
Absolutely horrible! :D :P :P

 

[KKDish King of all dishes]

Well....
I know where you can't find them... in order of no particular, I've checked
Germany, Netherlands, England, Czech, Slovakia, Romania, Hungary, Australia, USA!, Canada, Philippines, and Korea... and every single one of those countries had smooth, desirable, intellectually stimulating, and extremely gregarious young women without a single facial hair! It was disgusting! :D
Absolutely horrible! :D :p :p

That statement detracts dong and expands [CONCERN] because of how true it is.

 

[Grimbli]

That was a delightful story.
Unfortunately, the winner is random number generator...
Double unfortunately, my story is WAY FUNNIER! :D

https://forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/discussion/comment/6357725/#Comment_6357725

That story makes me both want to party with you, AND stay away as far as possible at the same time.

 

[Lienna]

Okay So I can't post my 2 best date stories there because they would be too grown up...

So I'll give you all one here, the other I'll save for once I've had a few drinks

I once dated a man (Boo, hiss!) who's idea of asking me out was to talk to me on MSN repeatedly and then one day refer to me as me his "sort of girlfriend". Yet somehow I actually agreed to date him. The first date he took me on he came over to my room (student living, a room is a house right?) and watched Dr Horrible's sing along blog. Now I love the musical, but when it comes to romance I'd maybe want a bit more than someone crashing round mine *for a first date*! He then slept on my sofa that night and went home. The second date went fairly badly too, it was pretty much the same thing, but he awkwardly tried to kiss me.

Okay I probably could post that on RSI, so now for the real talk...

I proceeded to dump him, because 2 "dates" of hanging around in my room isn't exactly taking me to love city. His response was "we should have sex" I politely told him that I didn't want to have sex with him, he asked why, I used the "I'm a virgin excuse" (which was true at the time... sorta... that leads onto the other story). So now all is fine and he's out of my life bar being a friend of a friend.

3 weeks later...

I get a long email telling me why we should be together and it doesn't matter if I want to stay a virgin because we can do butt stuff and he wouldn't try to touch any other areas...

 

[DragonHeart]

 

[Grimbli]

we can do butt stuff

Good Ole "butt stuff". Lol

 

[marctek]

we can do butt stuff

Yeah that line never worked for me either :)

 

[CrudeSasquatch]

That poor guy! How awkward!

That story makes me both want to party with you, AND stay away as far as possible at the same time.

Meh, sometimes I get drunk enough to help men find love with other men. It's because they see each other as totally beautiful sexy dudes that they're too awkward to talk to, and I see a guy in a silver mesh shirt with Goku hair that's really easy to talk to.

which brings me to...

we can do butt stuff

Is one of the strangest pickup lines I've ever heard. I would have replied "Who's butt?".

But @Lienna , I don't think that story is 'too bad' for RSI. I think it's "perfect". Maybe add some embellishment and lie a little? Describe him as a neck beard, and add some cheesy poofs in to his moustache?

 

[CrudeSasquatch]

That statement detracts dong and expands [CONCERN] because of how true it is.

Yeah! Where'd all the naturally hairy women go? Man.. tough life for a narcissist neck-beard looking for a woman who is a reflection of himself.

 

[Blind Owl]

Well this thread degenerated at an exponential rate. Its perfectly TEST. Haha.
Also, @CrudeSasquatch got that date he was needing. He's had his hands all over Lara Croft's buttons since yesterday. ;)

 

[CrudeSasquatch]

Lara took me a trip to Syria! Then we went to Siberia! Then she realized I was worth a LEGENDARY SKIN and tried to kill me!

 

[Blind Owl]

Lara took me a trip to Syria! Then we went to Siberia! Then she realized I was worth a LEGENDARY SKIN and tried to kill me!
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That's true love!