As you should. Sounds like @Grimbli may have a spoon fetish or something. Weird. Don't worry though, I'm keep you safe. I'll protect you. Just come over here and let me hug you.
Every damn day, ha. She's the best. She plays rugby and hockey, cooks a mean goulash, and makes pretty babies. All while putting up with me...and @CrudeSasquatch.
Because what lady doesn't want a basement dwelling brother in-law haunting the dark recesses of her house.