TEST Rhapsody

[Black Sunder]

Here is the last one I did: Safety TEST https://testsquadron.com/threads/safety-test.6635/ On with the show!

Is this the [CONCERN] life?
Is this just [CERTIFIED]?
Caught in an inertia slide
No escape from verse-ality
Open your eyes
Look up to the stars and see
I'm just a drunk boy, I need no sobriety
Because I'm easy crash, easy fix
A little high, little low
Anyway the space wind blows, doesn't really matter to us, to us

Montoya, just killed an org
Put Auroras against their head
War dec'd and now they're dead
Montoya, that org had just begun
But now they've gone and thrown it all away
Montoya, ooo
Didn't mean to make them cry
If they're not back again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on, as if war really matters

Too late, their time had come
Sends shivers down our spine
Javelin's firing all the time
Goodbye everybody we've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth
Montoya, ooo (anyway the space wind blows)
We just want to play
We sometimes wish we'd never met your org at all :)

I see a little silhouette of an Aurora
Skirmish here, Skirmish there will you do the wardecing go!
[CERTIFIED] and [CONCERN] very very frightening we
SeungRyul, SeungRyul,
SeungRyul, SeungRyul,
SeungRyul Forumigo - [CERTIFICO]!

But I'm just a poor TESTie and no org wants me
He's just a poor drunk from a poor org
Spare him his time from this monstrosity
Easy come easy go will you let him go
Bismillah! No we will not let you go - let him go
Bismillah! We will not let you go - let him go
Bismillah! We will not let you go let him go
Will not let you go let him go (never)
Never let you go let him go
Never let him go ooo
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
Oh Montoya, Montoya, Montoya do not let him go
ADI has a devil put aside for us
For us
For us

So you think you can stop us and steal in our eyes
So you think you can destroy us and leave us to die
Oh Orgs, can't do this to us Orgs
You gotta jump out just gotta jump right outta here

Ooh yeah, ooh yeah
Nothing really matters
Anyone can see
Nothing really matters nothing really matters to us

Anyway the space wind blows

The real song. Hail Freddy Mercury!

 

[Blind Owl]

Haaahahaahah. Oh my God. I'm crying and laughing at the same time.

SeungRyul Forumigo - [CERTIFICO]!

Simply beautiful.

Put Auroras against their head
War dec'd and now they're dead

So poetic.

Huzzah good sir.

 

[CosmicTrader]

Nice

 

[Bruzdawg]

Well done! I sang the whole thing in my head :D

 

[CrudeSasquatch]

Well done! I sang the whole thing in my head :D

I sang it out loud to my family

 

[Carlos Spicyweiner]

I freakin' loves me some classical music.

 

[marctek]

This was great... One of my favorites songs.

 

[Maxgerber5250]

Oh yeah.. Oh yeah.. I`m hearing Freddie Mercury right now.

 

[maynard]

Black Sunder, the Poet Laureate of Test

well done, sir

 

[Blind Owl]

I sang it out loud to my family

True fact. He did.

 

[Sintha]

Good for the lols. Nice work

 

[Black Sunder]

I'd be interested to see if other people came come up with riff lyrics for other songs. :D

 

[CrudeSasquatch]

Now, this is a story all about how
my wallet got flipped-turned upside down
and I'd like to take a minute,
just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of JPeg's and air.

In Asteroid Hanger, Jpegs bought and paid,
or the PU was where I spent most of my days
EVA'in out, maxin' thursters' in space
And all shooting some V-Swarm outside of the Verse
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started selling concepts in my neighborhood
I got in one little flight and my ship got scuttled
had to melt it down into a puddle!

I whistled for a Aurora and when it came near
The license plate said TEST and it had a keg of beer!
If anything I could say that this Aurora was rare
But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, Montoya where's your hair?'

I pulled some G's about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the TESTie 'Best Evacuate!'
I looked at my Aurora
I was finally there
Burning up in the Sun's atmosphere

 

[Black Sunder]

Now, this is a story all about how
my wallet got flipped-turned upside down
and I'd like to take a minute,
just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of JPeg's and air.

In Asteroid Hanger, Jpegs bought and paid,
or the PU was where I spent most of my days
EVA'in out, maxin' thursters' in space
And all shooting some V-Swarm outside of the Verse
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started selling concepts in my neighborhood
I got in one little flight and my ship got scuttled
had to melt it down into a puddle!

I whistled for a Aurora and when it came near
The license plate said TEST and it had a keg of beer!
If anything I could say that this Aurora was rare
But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, Montoya where's your hair?'

I pulled some G's about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the TESTie 'Best Evacuate!'
I looked at my Aurora
I was finally there
Burning up in the Sun's atmosphere

I like this! What song though? I have an idea but can't place it.

 

[marctek]

I like this! What song though? I have an idea but can't place it.

Fresh Prince of Bel-air isn't it?

 

[Snakey]

*Tear falls from eye*

 

[smeggy]

Now we need to do a video conference of us all singing parts

 

[CrudeSasquatch]

I keep rereading my song and noticing it doesn't quite fit with Fresh Prince... but I'm satisfied with it, as that was written in five minutes after slamming 4 beer. Plus I didn't want to outshine the epicnessity of te Rhapsody

 

[Black Sunder]

I had the idea that the next thing i riff will be called Beerus Fueler's Day Off.

 

[Black Sunder]