Recent content by Commisar Jon Fuklaw

ONE MORE WEEK AND THE PURGING OF HERETICS AND GENESTEALERS WILL BE RENEWED! (Seriously I don't know how I am going to play this and Space Hulk at the same time. I need another keyboard to do that.)

HERESY! *BLAM* ANY OTHER OF YOU FILTHY PROBABLY-HERETICS WANT TO FAIL AT DANK 40K MEMES?

Disregard any previous fleet posts from me and update with this. Thank's anniversary sale and polaris concept sale. You swindled me out of $2200. (Not really, but looking at them like this is like...that's a lot of Internet Spaceships)

He's more engine than ship now.

I'm looking for a good team to hook up with. I may not always have rum on me, but I will kill ten times my weight in lesser, tea drinking men.

42. The answer is 42. You should all know this. WHY ARE YOU NOT DRUNK ENOUGH TO KNOW THIS?!

I can pick you up at kareah. Where would you like your corpse dum- errr....I mean where would you like to be dropped off?

DON YOUR POWER BATS AND POWER CROWBARS! SOON WE SHALL BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF SOME JEANSTEALERS!

Bought a prowler and caterpillar for swingin' off the rigging onto the decks of the poor damned sods on the other end of me cannons.

KILL IT! KILL IT WITH PROMETHIUM!

I have now melted my Retaliator and gotten an 85X, a Gladius Valiant, a Caterpie, and a Prowler.

HERESY! *BLAMBLAMBLAMITTYBLAM* Montoya may be afforded a Silver Stool, but there is only ONE Man-peror of the Imperium of Man!

I managed to save up $900 of the $750 I spent on a Polaris next month. Not sure if I will buy this (depends on what it turns out to actually be...), but I do want to expand my pirate militia fleet....or maybe get an honest man's ship. Maybe a Reclai...oh wait. I can use that for piracy. SOLD

Serious question: Why would anyone want picked up from Kareah station? It's much more fun to stay there, sip on the "private" stock of whiskey to vigorously search and rescue everyone who survives the shitshow outside.

How will we manage our glorious capital ship fleet and carve out space in the name of Auroras? What space will we carve and what will we carve it with? Butter or jam? How many Polarises does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Bengal? Can we have our boarding torpedoes back (for extra...