Recent content by Devil Dog Hog

Gawd that was a long essay. All so he could just say at the end "As of right now, there is no Star Citizen." over four years ago. Because why write an original piece about the games current status when you can publish the hit piece from four years ago. So just tell me there's no spoon in the...

I only do suicide runs with grade A TEST certified space "waste" thats fermented since the squadron sponsored Torpedo Burrito eating contest last month. I might add one scu of Quantanium for that extra explosive splatter effect. Like the wife told me one time, I might not blow a hole in it, but...

Im going to play mind games with my family while suffering the effects of cabin fever, copious amounts of alcohol, and pre-filled divorce papers and a will (which ever comes first), basically just another family vacation.

Screw the big capital vs capital ship battles. Thats a waste of resources, time, and is not the tactical (TESTical) way to take out those big ships. We should all take note of the battle of Endor, which is the obvious way to plan all our battles (based on fiction and well choregraphed movie...

I Pretty sure he's talking in Xhosa and said something about iVno dog is five deaths and that is the worst. . . . Maybe he's saying Djantor's wine will kill you five times at the worst? Either way he can curse out our enemies in a really bad and angry way and nobody could say two words about it...

This man obviously knows what he's talking about and should be a platoon leader immediately!

TESTihol doesnt even mix well with your kidneys, liver, brain, blood, or other vital organs. It has also earned the disclaimer label from California saying that it might cause cancer. Needless to say were all very proud of darjanator and hope that the 2950 vintage will even better. We might even...

I'm sorry, we can not accept your answer as clearly the best captain in star fleet is Captain Christopher Pike *mic drop* But welcome to test either way, because in this universe were our own damn captain's, and last one to the bar buys the beer.

I cant tell if your agreeing with me, making fun of me, or being sarcastic, but it doesnt matter as long as your willing to crash your ship into big ships with me and smile when your doing it.

I like how the "U" in squadron was an after thought and the mispell of R before the D, its perfect and totally fits the expectations we have of our members.

Allow me to raise my stein and pledge a toast to all you SOB's out there who sacrifice valuable game time to spend it with your kids, or better yet, force your kids to play video games with you. My brother once told me when we were comparing who's was bigger that until I'm a dad, I just wont get...

I own and operate a fleet (by fleet I mean 1) of Auroras because their cheap, free, allow me to crash into things, piss off people who have big expensive ships when i crash into them and harass the shit out of them, and overall lets me blot out the sun with its awsome shadow just miliseconds...

I only will vote for the sweat pants if they incorporate a beer holster.

"I reject these blatant attempts are commercialization of what should be a great and proud org, free of the corporate trappings that bog down our great democracy and . . ." *gets a note handed to him* . . "this isnt a democracy, what is it?" <whisper whisper> "a dick-tator ship? with Montoya as...

Your wife still touches you after all these years!? . . . . . *sniff* I'm so jealous. . .