Recent content by Han Burgundy

Their systemic approach to soundscapes has the potential to deliver unique environments that an artist would struggle to create on their own. The equipment on your body jangles as you move, the underground cavern adds an echo, the low growling in the distance is bouncing off of walls in a way...

I played the demo for this game 100,000 times but never actually owned the game...

Our true superiority will not be recognized by the greater galaxy until mega-projects are a thing and we can pump out two space stations per week. TEST stations will be the new form of 7/11 for the UEE and we will be the beating heart of the player-led economy.

Come for the free Spice ale! Stay because the ketamine in the beer made you floppy and easy to rob. Return next time with empty pockets for free ketamine exploit. Profit.

Come one, Come all to Han's Cozy Condo! Just south-west of the Anvil trading station in the shadow of a gaudy glowing blue cube!

I just watched this the other day on a whim and I really enjoyed it. Violent as all holy hell, but that's kinda what you're looking for out of a flick called "Killer of Killers". I maintain that the one hunting WWII planes in a spaceship was a babyback bitch. "Ooh, look how badass I am with a...

Dat lack of fabric clipping tho...damn. Very impressive cloth tech. Here's hoping STAR-WEAR is just as good.

Are they finally releasing NPC stripper tech? Can male characters wear the fish-tank high heels? Are the slot machines in the bar going to start working? We need these Vegas related questions to be answered POST HASTE!

From what I can tell, I think its FPS mining in the cave you crack open. Haven't played it yet, so I could be wrong

With 4.1's arrival, we finally have a large-scale activity that will essentially require group gameplay to pull off. Finally TEST will have its opportunity to blot out the sun (With a big ol' honkin' sky-laser!) We will need gunships, miners, dropships, medical rally points, quick reaction...

God DAMMIT, George! He's been wasting his time with this shit when he SHOULD be parking his fat wrinkly ass in front of that typewriter to finish winds of winter. Very disappoint! (Also this movie looks to be as lactose-rich as pretty much every other Mila Jovovich film.)

Rule 1: Always "Yo" before you "Ho" Rule 2: All hook hands are to be removed before entering the poopdeck. This is for worker safety. Rule 3: Always speak via comms using a terrible yet unique accent Rule 5: Details matter Rule 6: All ships flying the TEST flag must be stocked with no fewer than...

It's a bit grainy, but I found a video of USAF fighters getting buzzed by something that acted decidedly hostile