No, for real. Once you get to know me I'll chat your head off. I like guns and shooting stuff. I enjoy sitting in my computer chair flying space ships. I have a 6 year old son and a 2-time cancer surviving wife. I have a car and live in a house. I live in the U.S., Eastern Timezone. I have horrible insomnia, so I may see all time zones. I do not like walks in the park, as I have MS and can't walk. It makes it difficult to walk when you can't. The worst part is, I can no longer run from my wife when I make a jabbing joke and she disapproves. I do not like fishing as my ADHD will not let me sit still. I will shoot spiders as I do not like them. I have videos for proof. Just hit me up on Discord and I will gladly share them with you. I am an I.T. Administrator at a medical laser plant. It's a good job, and I work with great people. Anyway, thank you so much for having me here.