The Stepford Wives

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As the timeline for Star Citizen and AI development is established in Lore as having been abandoned following several disasters including Mars, Artemis and the Lemming Car incident I don't think IRL advancements will effect the game:


Although it is 930 years in the future the timeline between reality and the world of Star Citizen may already have diverted.
 

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AI wives, AI girlfriends.. Nah
Even your average mates going to bully you for a fleshlight. Imagine walking your cumdumpster into a pub, the look of disappointment from your dad would be picture worthy.

AI husband, AI boyfriend? Dildos/vibrators are way more acceptable - but folks would still look at you in disgust as you hit the dance floor with robocock. Because "whats wrong with her?" "Does she not want kids?". Can't give you a family; we are proud of our families. I don't know anyone who isn't in someway or another.

Car's were status symbols of affluence that didn't shit on your front drive.
Robotic wife is a shame filled downgrade. Unless like your wife was shitting on your drive - then nobody would blame you.

Edit: I guess I've worked with some guys who might buy one of these. Literally came up to my desk picking his nose while talking to me and then a few moments later dipped his finger into my cold coffee cup and asked if I wanted to grab a new coffee.
He absolutely wasn't even trying a thing, that's just how he functioned and he couldn't understand why nobody wanted to date him. He insisted he even had a BMW!
 
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AI wives, AI girlfriends.. Nah
Even your average mates going to bully you for a fleshlight. Imagine walking your cumdumpster into a pub, the look of disappointment from your dad would be picture worthy.

AI husband, AI boyfriend? Dildos/vibrators are way more acceptable - but folks would still look at you in disgust as you hit the dance floor with robocock. Because "whats wrong with her?" "Does she not want kids?". Can't give you a family; we are proud of our families. I don't know anyone who isn't in someway or another.

Car's were status symbols of affluence that didn't shit on your front drive.
Robotic wife is a shame filled downgrade. Unless like your wife was shitting on your drive - then nobody would blame you.

Edit: I guess I've worked with some guys who might buy one of these. Literally came up to my desk picking his nose while talking to me and then a few moments later dipped his finger into my cold coffee cup and asked if I wanted to grab a new coffee.
He absolutely wasn't even trying a thing, that's just how he functioned and he couldn't understand why nobody wanted to date him. He insisted he even had a BMW!
The perfect response, clear, funny and concise. Well done.
 

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. . .Literally came up to my desk picking his nose while talking to me and then a few moments later dipped his finger into my cold coffee cup and asked if I wanted to grab a new coffee.
He absolutely wasn't even trying a thing, that's just how he functioned and he couldn't understand why nobody wanted to date him
While it may sound funny, people with schizotypal personality disorder live incredibly sad, isolated lives. They’re perfect candidates for Stepford Wives. I’m not saying that is good or bad. Just that there is a market.

I had a friend with STPD decades ago. He couldn’t understand why putting his face down into a bowl of spaghetti and shoveling with a fork the last inch was not socially acceptable. He didn’t care why it was unacceptable either. He was committed to the behavior despite he knew that sort of thing destroys social connections.

Robots, OTOH; will not care if you live down to your worst expectations. Trouble is what happens when you realize not even your robot really loves you. Then you have serious violence.
 

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The baby table flip is so true. They're adorable, especially the little chunky ones.

Robots, OTOH; will not care if you live down to your worst expectations. Trouble is what happens when you realize not even your robot really loves you. Then you have serious violence
Prostitutes.
You'll never learn they don't love you. Don't worry Shadow. Some of them even come with their own blow, both kinds of blow!
*slaps roof* £39.95
 
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