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  1. Han Burgundy

    Coming changes to the weapon gimbal system

    Rectally plucked in-lore explanation: Varipuck mounts siphon power from the feed to the weapon depending on the mass of the weapon (More mass takes more power to move), thus necking down a size is still a viable strategy to improve acquisition speed and shot capacity. Could work...
  2. Han Burgundy

    The future of CIG's funding...

    I think what we watched last weekend wasn't really aimed at us. It was aimed at Chris Roberts' REAL customers; Game developers. Think about it. You can't expect to sell space ships forever, so how are they going to keep the development of Star Citizen alive? StarEngine. It is what this whole...
  3. Han Burgundy

    I'm gonna be the first to transit a Jump point while on the crapper. Can't do THAT in a Drake...

    I'm gonna be the first to transit a Jump point while on the crapper. Can't do THAT in a Drake...
  4. Han Burgundy

    Pyro will be playable at Citizencon

    Come to meeeeee!!!!! I desperately want to run low on gas and have to call a starfarer. Is that weird?
  5. Han Burgundy

    Is there a "help the newb get their shit together" section?

    Step 1: Get a set of armor with a backpack Step 2: Fill backpack with Beer Step 3: Stow away on random people's ships and drink your beer while hidden in the engineering compartment Step 4: Repeat step 3 until caught or blacked out
  6. Han Burgundy

    The Return to the Good Star Wars

    Alright mayte. Agree to disagree. Art is subjective and you didn't care for this particular commercial venture from the Disney corporation. That's cool and totally fine. You are completely entitled to your opinion, as am I. And we shall both participate in this grand experiment called capitalism...
  7. Han Burgundy

    The Return to the Good Star Wars

    Haha okay dude. Its filler only if you can't pull anything from it. Gotchya. You're better than the writers and better than the authors of the source material. I suppose there should have been subtext subtitles explaining that Anakin retaining Vader in the afterlife is kindof a big deal and a...
  8. Han Burgundy

    The Return to the Good Star Wars

    I, myself, will take my cues from the creative team who actually make the stuff. It's not my job to make you see my point of view, but I do get annoyed when people cry "Bad writing" when a plot doesn't go the way they wanted it to. Again, I would love to see your superior synopsis of the perfect...
  9. Han Burgundy

    The Return to the Good Star Wars

    See there's your problem right there. That wasn't some guy named Hayden. That was Anakin, my dude. Take your brain out of Access Hollywood for a moment and suspend some of that disbelief. Why show force ghosts at all? Its not like the audience would have a vested interest in understanding that...
  10. Han Burgundy

    The Return to the Good Star Wars

    -Give the people something new = Feminazi mary sue bullshit (Good with the bad, we all hate Kathleen Kennedy. Bo Katan, however, deserves her crown of badassary) -Tie new media in with old = Memberberies. No such thing as a reference or tie in. Any nod to the original trilogy, which this show...
  11. Han Burgundy

    The Return to the Good Star Wars

    Haha dude, you do realize that this is a fantasy show about space magic, right? Just because something wasn't pre-established in the holy cannon doesn't mean that new things cant be introduced. furthermore, your points don't really hold much water if you think about them. -Like whistling with...
  12. Han Burgundy

    The Return to the Good Star Wars

    To each their own, but it seems like folks are starting to watch shows like a network executive and not like a person who wants to suspend their disbelief and enjoy some sci-fi fantasy stories. Disney has done a lot to damage my own nostalgia, but that damage was done via hamfistedness with...
  13. Han Burgundy

    Oh No! Somebody stole all the Habs!

    I see the new Habs were built by a North Korean contractor...
  14. Han Burgundy

    Starfield - Discussion Thread

    Starfield is great fun, and it serves as a reminder of how impressive what CIG have done already really is. Full planets, no transitions, the makings of a robust auto-generated content system, and all while in a multiplayer environment. And my worries of aging graphics have vastly decreased. It...
  15. Han Burgundy

    The Return to the Good Star Wars

    ...I liked the part where blue lightsaber man got mad and turned into red lightsaber man. It's deep because it presents the audience with the duality of lightsaber man and how he differs from other lightsaber men. He swings both ways, you see.
  16. Han Burgundy

    Starfield - Discussion Thread

    Immuh go to spaaaace
  17. Han Burgundy

    Poll: Worth being an Avocado?

    Ask not what being an Avocado can do for you, but what you can do for the Avocados. Superbia per servitutem, Gloria per victoriam
  18. Han Burgundy

    Citizen Con ticket Sales dates and prices released:

    HUGE oof...That's gonna be a no from me, dawg.
  19. Han Burgundy

    So where is "master modes?"

    Oh Oh I know this one! My dad on his way back from buying those cigarettes in 1995?
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