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Quick, someone throw a virgin into it! Oh yeah....those are hard to find these days....

Thanks all around, ladies and gents! HANcules 2012! Help your friendly neighborhood Han build a super-smuggler. I'll let you put your Tonk in my bay™ https://robertsspaceindustries.com/...rcules-starlifter-short-story-contest/1172913

Han, stop stealing my lines! Edit: Woops, forgot to switch accounts again

RAID ALL THE THINGS!!!

HANcules 2012!

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When I first saw it, I thought I was hallucinating. The clouds above lit up like I have never seen before, as if the heavens themselves had woken to intervene in our little conflict. It rained in thick sheets of red energy from the sky, decimating anything and everything that dare stand in its...

You have made a fatal error. Welcome to the end of the world party! *Clothing optional*

Bengal or GTFO

Too MANY Carracks? Too MANY?! You, sir, have bought a cruel enemy for life with those slanderous words. Can there be too much oxygen in a room? Too much of a child's laughter filling the air? TOO MUCH HEART IN AN URBAN MOVIE ABOUT A WHITE GIRL WHO LEARNS TO DANCE?!........I think not. Good day...

Aw, come ON, Washington!

Have you ever wondered what a porno directed by M. Night Shyamalan would be like?

They should just move to selling Disco Lando bobble heads.

Wuddup Reggie?!

They should diversify. Like....I dunno...Sell books? Books always come with LTI.