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In other news; I plan to meet with Trump's hotel chain to discuss the recent national rise in adultery and premarital sex.

My Body is ready for Bushido

Holy Banana-Tits, Batman! 3.1 is just around the corner!

Screw that. Everyone knows you build from the hot tub --> out.

I hope the series contains gratuitous and aggressive Geth Nudity

But why would we refuel our ships with Beer? Beerfarers are not for nasty fuel, they're for glorious beer! Unless......BEER-FUEL CAN'T MELT STEEL BEAMS!!

Have ass, Will sit for food.

"We are the offspring of death and death delivers us from the tantalizing, fraudulent attractions of life; it is death that beckons us from the depths of life" Dude.....your book is emo as shit.

Problem: Mass shootings that are allowed to continue for quite some time before a response can be mobilized Solution: Kamikaze Drone swarms armed with Bear mace bombs. A system called Boomerang paired with intelligent Drone swarm technology could quickly detect a threat and dispatch a nonlethal...

GOTTA rock the SmartWool PHDs. If I have a boot on, I will wear nothing else. Played airsoft for years and I've always been a backpacker (Sorry, no experience dealing with Uncle Sam's lowest bidder) Never thought socks made much of a difference until I got a GOOD pair. Can't stand shitty socks...

Two of these are lies and the third can only be viewed while you are far too high for your own good.

IF you ever feel useless, just remember: It was someone's actual job at one point to port Microsoft Edge to Android. Nobody is more useless