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For dick gobbling aficionados that's like a fruit roll-up machine.

It's an air filter to keep you from getting the black lung.

Doesn't matter if you're used to always seeing double.

To me, LTI stands for Life Time Inebriation, because instead of spending money on insurance, you can spend that money on beer.

It's white and cool, like me.

Think of our norther brethren in snowy lands. They already have snow by now, do you want to offend or ostracize Alaskans?

De wanna wanga!

They could just get a remanufactured mining laser from the company store on credit and work off the balance. They'd have to stay in company housing and buy food, fuel, and supplies from the company store though. If they work hard enough they'll be able to pay off their debts and work independently.

Alcohol really can solve your problems.

It's a clip from It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, they're all weird assholes in some way. He has a superiority complex and has his own odd preferences and is very critical of things he doesn't like and talks down about them. That's just about the first thing that came to mind when you said you...

Yeah, I'm more of a cat person. I don't dislike dogs though I don't favor them either.