To each their own, but I enjoy less people, crisp clean cool air, beautiful mountains, cool streams and rivers, and the smell of cordite and hoppes #9.
Ah, shittilery! I like to use an old civil war 12 pound Napoleon cannon pulled by an 8 horse team. The best thing is that with all those horses you produce plenty of shit to pack in your cannon and shoot, and with all the smoke and blinding muzzle flash nobody will be able to identify you as you...
I prefer paper bags. You can lite them on fire and fling them for flaming flying sacks of shit, or you can light them on fire at a door and ring the bell and run. The best thing you can do is put a good firecracker in the middle of the bag. With the right length of cannon fuse you can get an air...
I recommend a high dosage of dank memes, dank memes in the strain that won the great meme war with meme magic. The meme magic can save you. Pray to Kek and let the NPC be purged from you.
The whole state is bad, it causes cancer it's so bad. Why do you think everything is labeled and says it's known to cause cancer in Commiefornia? Kalifornistan is the common denominator.
I had a candy jar at work with equal parts M&M's, Skittles, and Reese's pieces. Put that bowl like that next to the sugar free gummy bear bowl, so if they don't like gummy bears they'll more than likely go for the other bowl.