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  1. Han Burgundy

    Just watched DUNE...

    Classic example of a story that is told better in a book than on-screen. Inner momolagues are hard to stomach in movies.
  2. Han Burgundy

    NMS 1.3!

    A year late and $60 short....
  3. Han Burgundy

    Montoya shows mercy

    These guys must be fun at parties...
  4. Han Burgundy

    Please keep your hands on the yellow circles, Mr Dallas

    Please keep your hands on the yellow circles, Mr Dallas
  5. Han Burgundy

    Propaganda española de Test Squadron (Test Squadron Spanish propaganda)

    أعطني البيرة أو أعطني الموت ... أو كليهما، ربما؟
  6. Han Burgundy

    PSA: Not everybody that posts in here is in TEST Squadron

    So by posting here, one becomes a full member of TEST? Got it.
  7. Han Burgundy

    What a Detail Job!!!

    Looks nice and all, but is it flight ready? :angry:
  8. Han Burgundy

    My Resignation From Aerospace Alliance

    Still struggling to understand why we even care... Its all about DAT :beer: & :popcorn:
  9. Han Burgundy

    Should I pick Elite Dangerous?

    Meh. Cool for VR, but it's more of a magical mystery tour than anything else. (Write your own head-dialogue) It's exhausting.
  10. Han Burgundy

    More mermaid poon for me, then. (On an unrelated note: Never go diving after ingesting LSD. You...

    More mermaid poon for me, then. (On an unrelated note: Never go diving after ingesting LSD. You might end up with a starfish on your dick)
  11. Han Burgundy

    If you mention that to him, he will likely wait until you are both at depth to voice his...

    If you mention that to him, he will likely wait until you are both at depth to voice his displeasure. But hey; Cutting the hose to your regulator IS a hilarious prank, you gotta admit. Stabbing your leg to bring the sharks after you was a bit too far in my opinion, however. Good ole Steve...
  12. Han Burgundy

    S'lut! or Heya!

    SLUT! Wait...I didn't actually read the thread. Are you offering us either a slut or a heya? I have no idea what a heya is, but I sure know my way around a slut.
  13. Han Burgundy

    Deal. I just gotta hit back that prince from Zimbabwe that keeps emailing me and I'll have the...

    Deal. I just gotta hit back that prince from Zimbabwe that keeps emailing me and I'll have the $$ in no time!
  14. Han Burgundy

    The enemies look goofy as shit in videos, but you'll gas yourself out trying to kill those...

    The enemies look goofy as shit in videos, but you'll gas yourself out trying to kill those crafty fuckers. A hall of unlockables and achievements makes the replay-ability pretty long-lasting. Perfect 5/7
  15. Han Burgundy

    Anyone with a Vive and a strong stomach should play Gorn. FEEL THE GLORY OF THE GLADIATOR!!

    Anyone with a Vive and a strong stomach should play Gorn. FEEL THE GLORY OF THE GLADIATOR!!
  16. Han Burgundy

    (Thoughts) We are all invested. We believe in Star Citizen. We just have to be chill about it.

    Don't worry....I'm plenty chilled Fun fact: The white powdery substance on his shoulders is actually the salt of a thousand citizens
  17. Han Burgundy

    Mining in the Verse

    With industrial ships, you cant go wrong with the Reclaimer. Why mine rock when you can mine lost souls? You can even name it something pun-y like "Hookie-Monster" or "Eat Ship And Die" (Truth be told; This whole post was so that I could say "Eat ship and Die" That is all, Thank you.)
  18. Han Burgundy

    56 days until I use celebrating the accomplishments of others as a way to self-justify drinking...

    56 days until I use celebrating the accomplishments of others as a way to self-justify drinking a bottle of whiskey to myself!
  19. Han Burgundy

    So, 3.0 live release just bumped to September...

    Ah yes, drunken fear sex. Nothing quite compares. Like skydiving naked, but with spiders in your chute. It's terrifying to pull that ripcord, but if you don't; you'd die. Poetic.
  20. Han Burgundy

    So, 3.0 live release just bumped to September...

    How about we compromise for a cheaper alternative and just do REAL barfights? All it costs is a fiver for a couple FourLokos and we'll be tipping cop cars in no time! It is the Insane Clown Posse of malt liquors.
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