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I want to live in a cool underground Cutlass, so I am going to keep the throttles pinned until i hit the sand. "Live" may be a bit of an overstatement....

In other news: Who gives a shit about these virgins and their "wars" anyways? The only thing that TESTies are at war with is their livers!

I...I felt a disturbance in the force this morning; as if hundreds of voices suddenly lept in joy. Have the Evocati begun their great work?

It's Thursday, and I be thirsty for dat ATV goodness. My body is ready...

I want to Jump a Nox off a cliff and into an awaiting Caterpillar.

I shall have the men assemble my kit, posthaste.

The sexual orientation of the umpire?

No, you fools! We do not expel such waste! We must MOLD IT!

Yall need to get yourself some roof Koreans....

You may hear a lot of cha-chinging, but what you fail to realize is that those expenditures do not happen all at once (Nor are they all necessary). This is the whole intended purpose of the up-gradable modularity. Sure, the cable is annoying, but they're making a wireless upgrade; For the vive...

The vive is built with an extra USB in the mask, removable/replacable screens, modular/upgradable headstrap, front-facing camera for future applications, customizable facepads are available, and they are currently developing the Knuckle controllers that will be 100% compatible with the current...

Vive or GTFO No seriously. Vives are pre-built to be up-gradable. So Oculus will only keep up until they can sell you another headset. That, and fuck Palmer Luckey

Welcome to Monday! Please keep your hands and arms inside the vehicle as your soul is slowly extracted through your urethra.