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Official prediction: It will be a mobile Banu livestock insemination schooner. (The Canadian equivalent being a drunk uncle Ted on a golf cart with his Velcro gloves)

I googled "How much beer is too much beer?" and my computer responded by printing out a middle finger.

Ooh, look! Another update I'm not gonna play! NaCl

Nope. Quite the opposite, actually. Had a bunch of friends begging me to get into it, but I saw the writing on the wall with all that early announced DLC. After hearing endless bitching about balancing nerfs and other various repetitive elements, I had to see for myself. Breifly got ahold of a...

It will be $69.99 to watch the full trailer. And they have a VERY exciting DLC ($29.99) planned already called "The character creator" where you get to select your character's race and name. THEN, next year, another DLC will come out ($29.99 again) called "Tutorial". THAT is the one that has...

Star Wars + Star Trek + Dr. Who= Ironclad Virginity

Fun Fact: The driver of this truck is actually a TESTie and didn't intend on flipping the vehicle at all in the first place. He simply dropped his can of beer after the first jump and accidentally pinned the accelerator down while reaching for the beverage. TEST: The land of happy accidents

With that setup, you'll NEVER skip leg day.

Hey, where did you get this?! One of those sketch artists drew this for my ex girlfriend at the fair a few years back. He was gentle with her jawline and dental situation here, cuz in real life; Yikes.

Let's not get greedy here...

You did it just fine, sport! Good Job! I'm so proud of you, just for trying!

1: Lawyer up 2: Hit the Gym 3: Delete Facebook

Can our propaganda experts make a gif with those eyes on Chris Roberts? I think it would boost ship sales by 436% Also: Why have we not recreated the last supper with Devs yet? Creepy? Absolutely. Funny? Questionable. Pointless? You bet your ass it is!

I would wince at that if I had any pride or passion in what I do for a living. Can't say I felt the sting. But then again, I went to college to be an Engineer, not an IT guy. Want your printer fixed? Sure, I'll help. But I'd rather program another bar tending robot. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

You shut your whore mouth! Chrome eats more ram than....idk....a RAM-hungry son of a bitch, but at least it isnt *shudder* Edge. (If anything was blocking me, it was my work's filters. But I AM the law, so that firewall is more like a fire decorative fence)

Woo! Way to survive another trip AROUND the sun, @Pander. TESTies are supposed to fly INTO it, however. Navigation skills need work, but good job nonetheless! May today be a joyous anniversary of your vaginal escape day!