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Gotta interview before you get the job. That's show biz, baby :sunglasses:

I have heard that from SO many dates...

Do you have any idea how many politicians will let secrets slip while staring down the barrel of my famous sausage? Loose lips sink ships, and lips be DAMN loose around my wieners.

What else is new? Companies have been worming their way into every aspect of everyone's lives since the early 2000's (As far as social media goes) Some of the things that companies like Samsung and Microsoft are doing now as standard procedure, as far as data gathering goes, would certainly be...

I am aiming to use an industry profession as a cover. A carrack farting around looking for asteroids and derelicts to sell the locations of will conceal my data-scooping operation quite well. I aim to be the verse's version of Talon Karrde. You don't have to blow shit up to make a living (But...

It would be wrong to not.

I feel a stirring in my giblets....

Oh no! Is it all those dangerous minorities that the news keeps talking about?! They're scary! I'd better shape up!

Yeah, but then I'd have to go to shitty California and sit in traffic forever, at all times of the day and night, to score a slice. I've been to LA once.....Wouldn't advise it, not even for bomb digity pizza. On another note; WHERE THE FUCK IS EVERYONE HEADED AT 10:45PM on a Wednesday night...

Us west coasters seem to have shit for pizza.....maybe it's just washington, but damn. I could use a slice from a joint with an overly Italian sounding name. Gino's Mafioso pies....Yeah, that sounds authentic.

Where'd you find my dick pic? I thought I had that removed from the internet!

Okay, so who has the game? Can we bang reapers yet? It's important, I need to know...for science.

[CONCERN] Montoya really needs to stop wasting time on all these SOTS 22 videos and get back to work on our long-awaited SOTS 23! Unacceptable! Demanding a refund!!! [CONCERN]

No no no! Eating the pizza is a form of penance; a gesture of obedience to Pizza the hutt. It shall be rewarded.

I hope the next thing you eat burns the shit out of the roof of your mouth. (Unless it's pizza)

If only the people we put in charge of educating our children could figure out how to follow those steps without accidentally formatting the hard drive somehow, I would be SO happy.....Edge does indeed work. It's just far from idiot-proof.