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  1. Han Burgundy

    Mining in 3.0 confirmed!!!

    I didn't know you were into necro too...NICE!
  2. Han Burgundy

    Mining in 3.0 confirmed!!!

    Prospector popping: CONFIRMED for 3.0! Armageddon jokes/references: CONFIRMED for 3.0! Immature comments regarding "Drilling": CONFIRMED for 3.0! Dick-shapes cut into moons: LIKELY for 3.0!
  3. Han Burgundy

    The Endeavor may be coming really soon

    I would assume that for the Medic and Medbay mechanics to be developed, they'd hardly need a bigass hospital ship fleshed out. They already have the cutlass Red for that. Then again, we're all just pissing into the wind here with wild speculation all around anyways ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (You might be onto...
  4. Han Burgundy

    If you are wondering what ship maintenance in Star Citizen will probably be like, give Hellion a...

    If you are wondering what ship maintenance in Star Citizen will probably be like, give Hellion a try. It feels like Star Citizen: Lite
  5. Han Burgundy

    opinions on 2.6.1

    I agree. But keep in mind, however, that not every department really has a hand in "speeding up" the release of 3.0. The delay is likely due to a few large technical blockers. The people who would be working on rebalancing flight speed and combat aren't wasting any time or taking anything away...
  6. Han Burgundy

    The Endeavor may be coming really soon

    Is Dr. Loathing already taken?
  7. Han Burgundy

    Could an Aurora beat Constellation Taurus?

    With sufficient skill and ingenuity, anything is possible. The citizens of Troy hardly felt that their city could be destroyed by a wooden horse. If you're a fan of Brad Pitt movies, you'd know they were wrong.
  8. Han Burgundy

    The Endeavor may be coming really soon

    It could be an asset required for SQ42. They have been super tight-lipped about pretty much everything that has anything to do with our long-awaited single player adventure. It appears that the Reclaimer is in that same boat as well. The fact that the reclaimer is mostly done on the OUTSIDE...
  9. Han Burgundy

    Attention: Important Information Enclosed (Act now)

    I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!
  10. Han Burgundy

    Wake me up when they come out with the automated assless chaps mechanic....THATS where the real...

    Wake me up when they come out with the automated assless chaps mechanic....THATS where the real money is
  11. Han Burgundy

    *High Sodium Warning*

    *High Sodium Warning*
  12. Han Burgundy

    Oh look, another super expensive JPEG. Can I pledge for some actual gameplay mechanics instead?

    Oh look, another super expensive JPEG. Can I pledge for some actual gameplay mechanics instead?
  13. Han Burgundy

    By order of Chris Roberts: Everybody buy the new ship!

    Sounds like you've never found yourself dying for some fellatio....
  14. Han Burgundy

    By order of Chris Roberts: Everybody buy the new ship!

    I know, right?! Fair food prices, good attraction maps, and the SLUTTIEST of woodland creatures.
  15. Han Burgundy

    By order of Chris Roberts: Everybody buy the new ship!

    Paragraph six, section four of the very same contract dictates that; In the event of a natural disaster, our glorious leader Montoya is to deliver life-saving fellatio to the penguins at the San Diego zoo. I didn't see our glorious leader down there after the last earthquake, so why should I...
  16. Han Burgundy

    Just watched the first episode of Firefly and...

    Spoiler alert: It gets cancelled.
  17. Han Burgundy

    Hello fellow earthlings.

    Nice try, filthy Vanduul spy! (Welcome aboard! Check out Discord if you wanna chat or jump in to play with a fellow TESTie. Enjoy the Verse!)
  18. Han Burgundy

    Update without drama and popcorn: on a personal note

    Meh. Shit happens. In the end, we're all just here to fly some goddamn space ships, right? Just gotta surround yourself with like-minded individuals and enjoy the Verse!
  19. Han Burgundy

    Ship Giveaway - Celebrating 2 years of Rock Raiders - Winner announced Page 6

    How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
  20. Han Burgundy

    Mining Crystal Forests, with this. . .

    A modern remake of this movie would be absolutely terrifying...
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