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Go read the TESTie times, folks!

I have the weirdest boner right now.....

Good work everyone! Nice content!

Thats the BEAUTY of it! 9 times out of ten, Nanna is just reaching for her hardcandies. But there's always that possibility that grandma June is about to whip out a Glock to ventilate some muggers.

YES!!

Yeah, I mean....there's a lot of water in space, sure, but it's never going to flow TO you. It must be stored and you need to go out and get it. To add difficulty to the chore: space is big. So if one were to run a space station, their supply of ice would both keep them breathing as well as...

Hockey would be tough to achieve in space (ice is a precious commodity), but this may fit in with my plans for an all Vanduul beach volleyball tourney. I just had to convince them that Volleyball was mankind's most revered arena in which to display one's prowess in combat. Had to fudge some...

Ok, you've demonstrated your ability to fly AROUND the sun as a TESTie, but what about INTO it?

Welcome to the madness! If you ever feel like linking up with a fellow TESTie for a jaunt around the Verse, jump on our discord server (link on home page) and introduce yourself. Usually there will be somebody you can hop in with.

As you wish...

Why? You don't need plows to grow spaceweed....

Welp.....that's in my internet history now. Because of that, I can never run for public office. Thanks.

Damn it, Sunder...

An interesting extension on your point about NPCs not standing out in the open during a gunfight; I believe that the existence of this goal for the AI team will lead to a whole new form of self-preservation instincts and on-the-fly animation built into the NPCs that is derived mainly from their...

Damn, I haven't seen Chuck in anything but Total Gym commercials for the past decade. Good to see he's still got legs on him.....

Having a crewmember that heckles you while you're flying would be amazing. The feeling of finally getting fed up and kicking their ass out of the airlock onto a deadly planet will be all the more satisfying....

*Heavy breathing intensifies*

Would you rather fight 100 Aurora sized Bengals, or one Bengal sized Aurora?

You embody your avatar so well, Zapp

With yesterday's ATV, we learned a little bit more about what to expect from AI and NPC crew members. It seems that they are putting a lot of thought into NPC skill and the progression of that skill as you use them. Will this lead TESTies to care more for their crew? Or do you plan to keep your...