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You sly, yet predictable, son of a bitch.
You sly, yet predictable, son of a bitch.- Han Burgundy
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Am I commenting on my own thing? Yes. Why? Cuz my best conversations are with myself. (Insert...
Am I commenting on my own thing? Yes. Why? Cuz my best conversations are with myself. (Insert masturbation joke here)- Han Burgundy
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Shiiiiit, son. This gon be guud. Ya'll fuckers are in for a treat if you're literate...Read t he...
Shiiiiit, son. This gon be guud. Ya'll fuckers are in for a treat if you're literate...Read t he TESTie times, foo. I hate to toot my own horn, but; TOOT TOOT, motherfucker.- Han Burgundy
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Drunk writing is just as effective as Drunk flying. How else would explosives sound like a good...
Drunk writing is just as effective as Drunk flying. How else would explosives sound like a good idea to SAVE lives?!?- Han Burgundy
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The Last Jedi
....if Darth Bane's rule of two is adhered to following the events on Yavin, yeah. But as far as we know, Vader and Palps were the only two TRUE Sith in the galaxy. With the master being killed and the apprentice being redeemed, the Sith would be all but extinct. UNLESS an ancient evil, a TRUE...- Han Burgundy
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The Last Jedi
Rey had better be giving piggyback rides in this one......- Han Burgundy
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I want to unlock the secrets of peering into the future, so I am going to talk to the writers of...
I want to unlock the secrets of peering into the future, so I am going to talk to the writers of idiocracy to learn their ways...- Han Burgundy
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The Ultimate Poll
OMG!! Anybody who answers Yes is a misogynist Nazi PIG!- Han Burgundy
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I wonder how badly Han had to piss after being taken out of that carbonite....Pretty bad, I imagine.
I wonder how badly Han had to piss after being taken out of that carbonite....Pretty bad, I imagine.- Han Burgundy
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Testie BBQ at PAX South 2017
You're really going to let ME do the funnest part? I have a weed-whacker in the shed that will serve as a perfect de-baller. Now to find a nice pasture....- Han Burgundy
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Testie BBQ at PAX South 2017
Testie BBQ? As in ya'll are going to grill up some Rocky Mountain Oysters? They're best raw, straight off the 'vine'.- Han Burgundy
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I am one with the beer, the beer is one with me. I am one with the beer, the beer is one with...
I am one with the beer, the beer is one with me. I am one with the beer, the beer is one with me. I am one with the beer, the beer is one with me.- Han Burgundy
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One full year with you degenerates. What am I doing with my life??
One full year with you degenerates. What am I doing with my life??- Han Burgundy
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10 FOR THE SQUARDRON LEADER
1) What are your thoughts on a stealthy Carrack-turned-TurboHerald for a bounty hunting command ship? 2) Were all those inspections that my middle school gym teacher did in the showers REALLY necessary for the US to "Beat the Russians"? 3) Why do I feel that somewhere, deep down in the...- Han Burgundy
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IT'S COMING [Aurora rework starts]
They're finally adding cup holders?!?!! Or are they making a TEST variant with a Keg-O-rator?- Han Burgundy
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I've been here for a year!
I don't know about you, but I drink ALL of my drugs. Last night I chugged four whole marijuanas. It was crazy, man.- Han Burgundy
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