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  1. Han Burgundy

    Fun piloting tips for wayward TESTies

    Here is a list of wise thoughts on the subject of piloting aircraft. I have a feeling that some of these tips will come in handy for you lot of drunken miscreants.... Every takeoff is optional. Every landing is mandatory. If you push the stick forward, the houses get bigger. If you pull...
  2. Han Burgundy

    Fun RSI drama!

    Hate us, cuz they ain't us. :smirk:
  3. Han Burgundy

    Not yet. We have about 15 concept ship sales to go before they can waste resources on 3.0....BUY...

    Not yet. We have about 15 concept ship sales to go before they can waste resources on 3.0....BUY NOW!!!
  4. Han Burgundy

    The Last Jedi

    My fiance says the same thing in the bedroom ALL the time...
  5. Han Burgundy

    The Last Jedi

    Everyone knows that Snoke is really Captain Picard after a horrible time-travel incident. Catch up with the fan theories, JEEZE.
  6. Han Burgundy

    Existential Taoism

    Screw that. When im old and I've had enough living, I'm going to rob a liquor store and jump my rascal scooter into the grand canyon whilst busting out a screamin' guitar solo. 'Merica.
  7. Han Burgundy

    Existential Taoism

    Is this why so many old people go to Florida? They are bored with life because all their friends are dead, so they head south to die faster?
  8. Han Burgundy

    The Last Jedi

  9. Han Burgundy

    The Last Jedi

    In that note; Can somebody please photoshop the Ghostbuster crew going after Obi, Ani, and Yoda's force ghosts? I need this in my life.
  10. Han Burgundy

    The Last Jedi

    Who said there was any hate involved? Being super into the cannon and backstories of anything can be considered nerdy. It's just a term that denotes knowledgeable passion for something. I would refer to myself as a star wars nerd, and I'm proud of it. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  11. Han Burgundy

    The Last Jedi

    What if...*puff*...what if the force isn't even real, man? What if force users are simply those with the ability to manifest their will to physically effect the world around them with the power of thought alone. After all, consciousnesses is the catalyst of existence itself. Without...
  12. Han Burgundy

    The Last Jedi

    I have heard it said that use of the light side IS balance. One who is attuned to the light submits themselves to the force and allows it to guide them. Imbalance comes from dark side use of the force. A darksider bends the will of the force to serve his/her own ends. It is a corruption of the...
  13. Han Burgundy

    The Last Jedi

    I wholeheartedly agree. The Jedi are so turbo-monk about controlling their emotions due to the original Great Schism where dark Jedi, who were drawn to the quick and easy power that the dark side offered, split from the order to form the Sith. This lead to an all-or-nothing yin-yang approach to...
  14. Han Burgundy

    The Last Jedi

    I'd say that Qui-gon Jinn was leaning toward the grey as well, but I see what you're saying. I want to see the good guy use some force lightning....
  15. Han Burgundy

    The Banu Merchantman IS REAL AND IT'S COMING (New Sneak Peek)

    I like the alien flair that the shape of the corridor itself has. It looks precisely like it wasn't meant for humans. I'm not going to own one myself, but I foresee spending a lot of time in hallways such as these. I plan on making business partners with the snot-monsters, so maybe I'll steal a...
  16. Han Burgundy

    Sober me approves of this message.

    Sober me approves of this message.
  17. Han Burgundy

    The Last Jedi

    One could argue that "Return of the Jedi" could be referencing the rise of the new Jedi order. THE Jedi, not A Jedi (semantics, I know). By ROTJ, the heroes of centuries of service to the republic are mostly forgotten. This is by design, to the point where Han doesn't even believe Jedi are real...
  18. Han Burgundy

    I, personally, am a big fan of burritos. Did you know that "burrito" means "Little Donkey"? We...

    I, personally, am a big fan of burritos. Did you know that "burrito" means "Little Donkey"? We need to fly together again.
  19. Han Burgundy

    It had better be. I know where you live, fucker.

    It had better be. I know where you live, fucker.
  20. Han Burgundy

    Sorry, Me, it's just an expression.

    Sorry, Me, it's just an expression.
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