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  1. Han Burgundy

    If a stripper's real name is something like Porche, do they take a normal stage name like Beth...

    If a stripper's real name is something like Porche, do they take a normal stage name like Beth or Gertrude?
  2. Han Burgundy

    Elite: Dangerous: ship design?

    I have a Vive and I will sometimes play Star Citizen using Virtual desktop. It's not quite VR, but it's a damn sight more impressive than looking at my 24 inch monitor!
  3. Han Burgundy

    Elite: Dangerous: ship design?

    ED has an excellent premise and gameplay style, but it was horrendously executed. Mile wide - Inch deep. It seems that at every opportunity, Fdev makes exactly the wrong choice for the situation. They just can't seem to get out of their own way....
  4. Han Burgundy

    Testing Please Ignore

    But of course, my good sir. I do indeed have a butler named Jesting. Nice chap; A bit gangly.
  5. Han Burgundy

    Love is in the air! No....wait...False alarm. Just asbestos again. Carry on, lads.

    Love is in the air! No....wait...False alarm. Just asbestos again. Carry on, lads.
  6. Han Burgundy

    V-Day Sale - Love is in the Air and Space!

    When they discovered that people would still pay that for one. It's really becoming a real problem.
  7. Han Burgundy

    V-Day Sale - Love is in the Air and Space!

    You know what would be a perfect love note from CIG? "XOXO, Here's 3.0" Shun these sales, my brothers and sisters. We need to stop making CIG money until they give us more content, lest they get too comfortable in the premium JPEG business (which 2016 clearly illustrates they are headed...
  8. Han Burgundy

    Testing Please Ignore

    Jesting, please bring more.
  9. Han Burgundy

    Do I Really Need a Fighter?

    Meh, having a redundant ship is a bit of a waste (if you ask me) Perhaps look into some of the other non-combat roles and choose your second ship based on that? Perhaps being a data-scooper in a Herald would be more your speed?
  10. Han Burgundy

    What do you say to someone who is trying to use dinner at Taco Bell as an alibi in a murder...

    What do you say to someone who is trying to use dinner at Taco Bell as an alibi in a murder investigation? Shits, or it didn't happen.
  11. Han Burgundy

    Better late than never...

    A week late? A WEEK?! Unacceptable! We have a culture of strict corporate efficiency here and that was FAR too quick for the likes of us! Welcome aboard, you overachieving bastard.
  12. Han Burgundy

    TEST Business Cards

    THIS is the TEST business card that I leave for people: ....They'll know who it's from.
  13. Han Burgundy

    They need to mo-cap JCVD's roundhouse kick for us to use at the spacebar.

    They need to mo-cap JCVD's roundhouse kick for us to use at the spacebar.
  14. Han Burgundy

    Preparing for them to nerf my beloved mouse flight. Gotta dust off that stick and fix those...

    Preparing for them to nerf my beloved mouse flight. Gotta dust off that stick and fix those gimbals...
  15. Han Burgundy

    Your most sought after ship?

    Im looking for the most valuable ship of them all: FRIENDship! (That's what I'm going to name my captured Vanduul kingship, so people know I'm a good guy)
  16. Han Burgundy

    Can someone photoshop two Vanduul holding banjos with the caption: "Duulin' banjos"? It is...

    Can someone photoshop two Vanduul holding banjos with the caption: "Duulin' banjos"? It is needed for TEST's pun-based propaganda division
  17. Han Burgundy

    The Expanse is back!!!!

    Eet Vas GOOT!
  18. Han Burgundy

    THE TESTIE TIMES JANUARY

    Biggity BUMP.
  19. Han Burgundy

    Rick and Morty Intro [Fanmade]

    I like it! Great re-imagining of the opening credits, and you didn't even tease us with Cthulhu! Nice work
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