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  1. Han Burgundy

    Little Murderer (aka SS Javelin) is on the way!!!

    Congrats on that illustrious beard! Oh...right. Good work with the kid thing too.
  2. Han Burgundy

    Elon Musk wants to send you to Mars.

    If we gave up after every mishap, we never would have made boot prints on the moon. I believe that, while Musk and SpaceX certainly have the knowhow to do it, their time-table is a little over-ambitious. Then again, I am used to following NASA funded missions that have miles more red tape to cut...
  3. Han Burgundy

    Theorycrafting a Simple Bording

    Perhaps THIS could be a utilization for the tractor device? Match speed and use the beam to stabilize the enemy ship for easier unloading? I imagine that there will be SOME kind of mechanic to work around this. (Even if they make every ship have "emergency gyros" that stabilize a ship's tumble...
  4. Han Burgundy

    current ship speeds

    I foresee a few balancing passes once they open up the sandbox a bit and get more data on how we, the players, intend to use the ships. What I'm excited for is eventually (if I understand correctly) being able to fiddle with our components to squeeze a few more precious m/s out of the drives...
  5. Han Burgundy

    Theorycrafting a Simple Bording

    Fair enough. I suppose if the big man upstairs says it wont work like that, then it don't work like that. That still leaves the question, then, of how you board a ship that became disabled while in motion. I suppose that, in space, it's all relative. Matching speed will feel (from the FPS...
  6. Han Burgundy

    Are....are you one of those older women that the internet keeps saying are in my area? Because...

    Are....are you one of those older women that the internet keeps saying are in my area? Because that is almost always the first thing they say to me....
  7. Han Burgundy

    The enemy's gate is down.

    The enemy's gate is down.
  8. Han Burgundy

    I'm always worried about offending cultures that I don't understand. What if the smoke signals...

    I'm always worried about offending cultures that I don't understand. What if the smoke signals coming off my camp fire are anti semitic?
  9. Han Burgundy

    Theorycrafting a Simple Bording

    This is the main thing that got me wondering. Classic logic would demand that the "Anchor" ship have more mass than the victim's does. If underweight, perhaps one could kick in exceptionally large amounts of reverse thrust to counteract the Anchor ship's inferior mass? That would make for an...
  10. Han Burgundy

    Theorycrafting a Simple Bording

    The main mechanic of boarding that I have always been curious about is momentum. After you kill the target ship's drives, do you then match speed and disable your inertial dampeners to EVA over, or does every good pirate crew have some sort of Tractor beam type mount on their booty-hauler ship...
  11. Han Burgundy

    A regular day…

    Excellent story of a TESTie in action! If I had a nickel for every accidental missile launch....I'd have $4.15.
  12. Han Burgundy

    You're on a list somewhere now, BTW. Welcome to the club!

    You're on a list somewhere now, BTW. Welcome to the club!
  13. Han Burgundy

    Terminator 3 was the best in the franchise because it had the guts to be the first to tackle the...

    Terminator 3 was the best in the franchise because it had the guts to be the first to tackle the stigma around robotic boobs.
  14. Han Burgundy

    Yeah....Welcome to the Verse. People are getting bored and antsy. PVP is unfortunately going to...

    Yeah....Welcome to the Verse. People are getting bored and antsy. PVP is unfortunately going to be forced upon everyone until we get a bigger sandbox to play in. SOON
  15. Han Burgundy

    Where will we drain our TEST tubes?

    You can't name a bar the Zero-G-Spot. Half of our fumbling members will never be able to find it.....
  16. Han Burgundy

    Game of thrones next season predictions

    The white king beyond the wall will sweep south, destroying all in his path. His army will effortlessly march on the gates of Kings landing and take the castle in a single day. The white king will sit upon the Iron throne and will be pricked by a Valerian steel sword. As a result, he will...
  17. Han Burgundy

    Reporting in

    Welcome to the madness! Its always fantastic to have another sacrifi-.....er...pilot for Montoya's fleet!
  18. Han Burgundy

    Kotaku is [CONCERN]ed

    My knee-jerk reaction was to tear this article a new one, but by the time I got to the bottom it seemed to be a fair assessment. I could do without the clickbait title, but I doubt the original Author had too much to do with that (Editors love dem clicks). I'm sure this will stir up the doubters...
  19. Han Burgundy

    Where will we drain our TEST tubes?

    I agree that our resident ship should be this dive bar's trusty mascot! What about "The Rusty Aurora" ? Engage wild speculation/fantasy thread
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