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You have become one with the prostate of infinity...

You must spread the cheeks of destiny and submit your fate to the mighty hole!

Why do I name so many newly discovered species after Burt Reynolds?

Behold: This is the mighty and treacherous land of Surtopia I. There are many aggressive predators here and extensive aluminum crystal lined cave systems. Very cool starting world!

Am I shitposting correctly?

I wouldnt say "All people" dislike it. I believe that some folks came into the game expecting more out of it than it was intended to be. Thats what long-term hype around a game can do. But in the end, you will choose who you're going to listen to. IT also sounds like many of the issues tied to...

Well, does an arcade style exploration game with a simple crafting system tickle your fancy? Or space motorcycles?

His hole is redder than I imagined it. He may want to consult a physician.

Well you seem to have crashing down pat, so that's a good start! Welcome to TEST, where crashing is something to brag about and the beer never goes flat!

That's why you have an NPC crew. Thats what those fools are made for. THEN you can have your beerfarer fully manned and out making money for you while you are out doing other stuff (At least I hope that is how it works)

Find a cave system! They protect you from surface radiation too (Unless its a radioactive cave that is)

2.5 gigs. Damn, that was a quick download. Has SC changed my perception of download sizes?! haha

What's with all the hate on NMS? I don't think it ever claimed to be an actual alternative to SC. Its just an arcadey time-killing farting around sort of game. That's what I intend to use it as. Just curious as to what set everyone off about it. The elite Dangerous subreddit is trashing it...

It's a filter to catch as many of the shit-posts as possible. Overflow would be catastrophic if this thread closes. It is imperative to national security.

The snake fainted from a combination of fright and the overwhelming majesty of that mullet...

Welcome to TEST!

No pre-load for steam. Stupid synchronized release. Just give us the goddamn game. Do I seem impatient? That's because I am.

You mean the voices? You don't need to worry about the voices. They're friendly......mostly.

Instructions unclear. Dick is now stuck in a deep fryer.

If you think THAT is impressive, you should see how he kills awkward boners....