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I, too, commit crimes in my Toyota Camry. Inconspicuous.

You ever find yourself wanting to kick a mime into a helicopter blade? I do. All the time...

LOTS of yoga.

If I get chin-balls, is it gay to blow my own nose?

I read the title to this post, then pooped myself. And THAT is Concerning.....and sticky. We're a mess down here Montoya! Deliver us from ourselves!

For the glory of Science.

If we fly two Beerfarers into eachother, would it make a Super-Brewery? We need to try. For science.

2.4 is taking a while. Hmm....Planets? Planets. The leaks have been an elaborate ruse. Also everyone gets a hand-job and $15 to applebees

What's black & white & Red all-over? A mime that got the beating he deserves.

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What's black & blue & Red all-over? A mime that got the beating he deserves.

Hey, I like beer! Where is the Beer?!

So you're saying I need to stop Hot-Boxing in my space helmet? Bollocks! You are nowhere near as handsome as our beloved leader and this betrayal is the final straw! FALSE PROFIT! FLAY THE USURPER!

Each day grows bleaker than the last. The shakes are so bad now that I must use a straw to sip my beloved brew. How am I to know where I stand if I don't know the State of the rest of the squadron?! Am I the only one left? Is everyone else hearing the voices or is it just me? I'm being beckoned...

Do the folks at ADI have to be Certified before they can go Fu*k themselves?

"Hello. My name is Randy." - Vihaan Sodhi

I've got a shitty fake Australian accent and a working knowledge of venomous snakes, so I got this everybody. Pack it up. Situation is handled.

I have a Vive coming next month sometime. Started with a DK2 and now I'm excited to see where the tech takes us! (Plus I gotta be stupid with my money BEFORE I have kids, right?)

I agree. I will be interested to see how CIG balances accessibility to this feature while soothing the overly-sensitive complainers that want to keep everything to their squeaky clean standards.

Mother nature can be a moody bitch. Stay safe out there!