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Textbook execution. Someone wake the Montoya. We need this man in our ranks! Mobilize the propaganda arm of our mighty org! (By that, I mean bribe him with free beer. Then never deliver said beer, as is tradition)

Brilliant!!

Pfffshhh why BUY it? Just start peeing on things in the mall until an officer shows up. From there it should be a simple matter of subduing the police officer and confiscating their gear. (In the US: try really hard to not be black or mexican while attempting this, as you will be shot at much...

Hey! Shut up! Its festive, goddammit!

Do you prefer your sexy nurses bearded? If so, I know a guy.....

We can do what we want. We're [CERTIFIED] to do so. Carry on.

Domestics only! My Beerfarer is definitely big enough for a party of this magnitude.

Don’t you DARE call me a trust-fund baby. I fought and bled for my Citizenship just like everyone else. In fact, I’d say I went further than most. And I have the Vanduul knife, which the surgeons removed from my gut, hanging in my cockpit to prove it. It’s not my fault that my dad worked hard...

I shall pledge my beerfarer to the cause! But we are going to need at least 15 more if we are REALLY serious about this thing. Do you have any idea how long exploring takes? Like.....a whole afternoon sometimes I bet! Gotta stock up on that beer!

Thanks! I'm glad you enjoyed it. As long as there's interest I will keep chugging along

Thanks for trying to drum up some readers, Admiral. Fanfic is a hard sell for sure.

Here is the second installment of my short story regarding the crew aboard the Carrack cruiser Aimless https://storiesbyleland.wordpress.com/2016/04/20/the-aimless-expedition-part-2/ (Here's part 1 if you missed it...

New Directive: Ignore Rodger

Wait....am I missing something? Who the hell is Rodger?

...I'll be in Zapp's bunk too. Don't knock.....unless you brought Pizza rolls. Then you're cool. (Really makes me want to build the PVC monstrosity that has been kicking around my own head lately)

It sounded like he was having a stroke while driving over rumble strips. A fitting tribute!

The Total recall (The REAL one) reference is greatly appreciated. This has slated my thirst for space-based mammaries. Carry on.

I clicked on this thread expecting something vastly different. While the pictures WERE interesting and awe inspiring; Somebody owes me some green tits.

Let me know if the link doesn't load a page. Pretty sure I fixed it. Thanks!

Wanna hear a cool story about a Carrack cruiser's adventure? Of course you do! Come on down and TEST that literacy of yours! (Mine as well)