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  1. Han Burgundy

    FREEDOM!

    Well then the answer is obvious. You need a spider-web scalp tattoo. Or you could become a Maori lawyer The world is your oyster now, you beautiful bald bastard!
  2. Han Burgundy

    Burger King explains Net Neutrality

    Don't give McDonalds any fucking ideas...
  3. Han Burgundy

    FREEDOM!

    Grow ALL the hair out! Get ALL the tattoos! Marry ALL the bar whores! Regs be damned!
  4. Han Burgundy

    I was partial to Trix myself, but the commercials always pissed me off. Just share your fucking...

    I was partial to Trix myself, but the commercials always pissed me off. Just share your fucking cereal with the goddamn bunny already, ya jerks!
  5. Han Burgundy

    Never thought of it that way....cocoa-puffs are suddenly a lot more disturbing to me.

    Never thought of it that way....cocoa-puffs are suddenly a lot more disturbing to me.
  6. Han Burgundy

    Roll your poop into little balls and put them in the bossman's office vent.

    Roll your poop into little balls and put them in the bossman's office vent.
  7. Han Burgundy

    Shit on your supervisor's desk.

    Shit on your supervisor's desk.
  8. Han Burgundy

    DS out of the Space Ship business

  9. Han Burgundy

    No no, you misheard me. I said I have committed some sick CRIMES.....

    No no, you misheard me. I said I have committed some sick CRIMES.....
  10. Han Burgundy

    Welp, there goes Privateering a fleet from NPCs

    I just hope they introduce a believable in-universe game mechanic to explain the need for this. Something Like how kill-codes can be transmitted by the manufacturer that will disable ships that were reported stolen. If that is part of it, then I am okay with that approach.
  11. Han Burgundy

    Should I be salty?

    Release the fucking Carrack, CIG. Fuck you and your "Target market" ships that you can sell like hotcakes. WE WANT OUR BIG SHIPS, DAMMIT!
  12. Han Burgundy

    Tuesdays. Am-I-right?! (There’s a discussion in there eventually)

  13. Han Burgundy

    Sea of Thieves Closed Beta

    Sea of theives? Do you get to play as a Somali pirate in a dingy? Do I get to be the captain now?
  14. Han Burgundy

    Video: Anthem the game by Bioware, will it save them?

    So anthem is basically a rip-off of Destiny, right? I hope every badguy isnt just an annoying bullet sponge, because that looks quite pretty
  15. Han Burgundy

    "The dead swans lay in the stagnant pool. They lay. They rotted. They turned Around...

    "The dead swans lay in the stagnant pool. They lay. They rotted. They turned Around occasionally. Bits of flesh dropped off them from Time to time. And sank into the pool's mire. They also smelt a great deal." -Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings
  16. Han Burgundy

    The worst poetry is actually that of Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings of Essex

    The worst poetry is actually that of Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings of Essex
  17. Han Burgundy

    BRB, Reading some Vogon poetry...

    BRB, Reading some Vogon poetry...
  18. Han Burgundy

    Tuesdays. Am-I-right?! (There’s a discussion in there eventually)

    Feel the POWAH!!! https://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16813157774 https://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16819113430
  19. Han Burgundy

    Hey fellow Testicles....This is what happens when you drink and space travel..

    It's worth it for that dirty, slimy, strange.
  20. Han Burgundy

    Kingdom Come: Deliverance

    I am greatly disappointed by the lack of Banjos. It just isn't deliverance without banjos and manrape...
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