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Bored games? Nope. Never a dull moment in my life. 😜 But I do play the occasional board game.

Roger roger. Thank you.

Jeeeeeeesus. I'll look into it.

New singe weapons? Wut?

True story.

Hahaha.

It's... It's terrifying!

What what what?!? Really? You gunna be a purveyor of dad jokes. And have a reason to be such?

Usually the point in the keg or case of beer when you realize that you need to tap/crack the next one.

Practicing for something? 🧐😉

How apropos.

Shhhhhh, don't listen to him @Thraesh. Just let your sap flow into the bucket. I promise everything will be ok.

Upvoted my Old Friend. This is something I need to keep my eyes on. I had no idea this was happening.

Hahaha, small goals eh?

Maple Tree. The single most useful tree EVER!! Don't you ever underestimate yourself. Now give me your delicious lifeblood. HA! You were really waiting to drop that one, weren't ya?

I understand being kicked in the teeth by life my friend. My wife and I have both had a couple years that we'd rather not have had. But we carry on, find a way to move forward, and slowly start recuperating those things that were lost. The Carrack is a beautiful ship. I hope you find a way to...

Your Lisa: spraying your ammunition indiscriminately everywhere! Don't you ever stop being you, boo.

Already used this today once, but hey...

You know what turns a joke into a dad joke? Becoming a parent! 😜 My wife tells me all the time that I'm not as funny as I think I am. But my 3 year old thinks I'm hilarious. Are you buying this back for yourself? If not, PM me. I'm interested. edit: provided you're willing to part with it...