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Alpha-rget your name after another beer?

Oye Major, I'm interested. Message me if this is still available, I've got a 300i package waiting.

*looks at purchases* Huh. I guess I have concierge too. Um... How do I concierge? p.s.: concierge concierge concierge concierge concierge

Good evening and welcome aboard!

Potato. Vodka. Alcohol. Drinking. TEST!

Welcome to our merry band of drunks, incompetents, and fools!

Welcome!

I'll definitely throw a few dollars at this. I'm all about having a well-stocked hangar with all flavors of space going fun for people to indulge in.

That looks like my first landing as well. The outtake, that is.

Awaiting sale of swanky patches.

Man, that older picture really highlights how much they spruced it up with the update. I'm very interested to see what the options are, I'd be all about a high-speed bootlegger model. Everytime I see this ship, I'm reminded of the Bluesmobile.

You seem to be meeting the required levels of ineptitude. You'll fit right in. Welcome to TEST!

Count me in! I'm not sure I've even made it around a track yet without blacking out, but I've got an M50, so theoretically I'm a racer.

Gratz! I'll simply have to snag a Mustang the old fashioned way. By which I mean run over one in a Reclaimer.

That.... that, sir, is a truly impressive collection. I raise my glass to you.

Heroic music ho! Fly me closer pilot, I wish to smite them with my laser-sword!

Welcome! may your explosions be many and bright!

Far too competent application. Someone promote this man to officer at once!

Greetings and welcome!

Welcome to the madhouse!