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  1. Han Burgundy

    You can't take the sky from me

    OK, so here's what needs to happen: The events in the movie Serenity were a dream sequence! Then Netflix can kidnap the president to get rights to the show so they can put the best damn crew in the universe back on my television. Ready? Aaaand GO!
  2. Han Burgundy

    I dont smell LIKE old people, I just SMELL them. The scent of death is titillating....

    I dont smell LIKE old people, I just SMELL them. The scent of death is titillating....
  3. Han Burgundy

    You can't take the sky from me

    You're just jealous of my luscious curves...
  4. Han Burgundy

    Oh God its a new member...

    Welcome to TEST! Now get out there and blow some shit up!
  5. Han Burgundy

    You can't take the sky from me

    What makes you think I'm assuming the role of Captain Reynolds? Companions get...like...ALL the laid....ness.
  6. Han Burgundy

    You can't take the sky from me

    Ill call you whatever you want me to, sailor, as long as you man the shields and keep my engines running. I will be staying in the hooker suite....I mean scout ship. Stay out of there. That's for my ME time.
  7. Han Burgundy

    You can't take the sky from me

    The Carrack had BETTER come with plastic dinosaurs in the cockpit.....
  8. Han Burgundy

    Which Looks Better [Poll]

    I narrate everything I do Ala-Attenborough....that's why I mute myself.o_O (It has destroyed my sex life, but blind chicks seem pretty into it...)
  9. Han Burgundy

    Theorycrafting the Carrack

    I figured it would be the Cat...buuuut I am too reckless with my fragile heard. CARRACK HANGAR READY CONFIRMED FOR 2.6. There is no other possible explanation.
  10. Han Burgundy

    Horrible ways to die in space...

    Just because we are space-faring in SC, doesn't make dying randomly of an aneurysm any less scary...
  11. Han Burgundy

    So, the rumors are saying....

    Maybe this is one of those awkward situations where someone asks you if you got your invite to Billy's birthday party yet, but Billy's mom doesn't like your mom and wouldn't let her son invite you. (Does this sound incredibly specific? Good. Because it is. Fuck you, Billy. You didn't fight for...
  12. Han Burgundy

    Super Hornet or Freelancer?

    Freelancer is love. Freelancer is life.
  13. Han Burgundy

    So, the rumors are saying....

    People don't think it be like it is.....but it do.
  14. Han Burgundy

    Space....So hot right now...Space

    Welcome aboard! Grab a brew and get crashing!
  15. Han Burgundy

    RP Within the 'Verse - Noob friendly guide

    I'm going to RP as.....Myself. What would I do in space? Will the freedom I'm given turn me rotten, or will my moral fabric keep me in the light? Time will only tell, my friends.
  16. Han Burgundy

    Super Hornet or Freelancer?

    Holy jesus! No kidding! Oh well, I always enjoy a good superhornet thread. Carry on!
  17. Han Burgundy

    Super Hornet or Freelancer?

    As a superhornet owner: The ship is THE shit. Its tanky, its gimbally, its glorious. BUT: What it isnt, is Versatile. No cargo, and only room for a single other person. That will be fine if all you want to do is SHORT RANGE pew-pewing, but it aint gonna be great for much else. Keep your lancer...
  18. Han Burgundy

    Haha you and the Admiral will always be my honored guests. Streamers rarely seem to multi-crew...

    Haha you and the Admiral will always be my honored guests. Streamers rarely seem to multi-crew and I would like to change that.
  19. Han Burgundy

    Can someone answer some questions about the carrack for me

    Ah the Carrack. The most erection inducing ship in the fleet! If you have ever dreamt of sitting at the helm of the Enterprise, this is the closest you can get to it at the moment (purpose-wise). To boldly go...where few have the fuel efficiency to reach. You also get a kickass rover to drive...
  20. Han Burgundy

    Max Crew

    I believe that we are overthinking it a bit when we are dealing with small numbers like this. As far as CIG has said, if it fits, it ships. The inside of the ship has air, the outside doesnt. It would probably be pretty difficult to build in an oxygen consumption system that tracks each...
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