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And my wife describes me as a useless twit. Actually she has referred to me as the "Twit of the Year".

I did not know this. Makes for a quick and easy in-n-out. Thanks. We need an angry screaming rant about this! Who does our propaganda videos?

Yup. If you use the proper words and tone of voice, you can tell a person to fuck them selves and not only will they love you for it, they will kiss you afterwards. So we're not only fireproof, good to know considering the alcohol levels in our bodies, we're already embalmed?

Yah. You betcha!

Cult of Personalities

Passed out in my hammock.

Sheesh. Such a damn Canadian. Eh?

When did this start??

Be warned! Any time you see my name associated to a post, PUT YER DRINK DOWN. Most of my posts are not shit-posts. They tend to be more like WTF posts. And sometimes when I sober up. I'll post something pedantic. (I have the best words) edit: for speeling and sheet

Well which way to the bitch??

Oh yeah. I have the Freelancer DUH in my hangar with the plain jane as loaner. I wound up liking it so much, I got a max as well. And I might get the MIS instead of buying back my Vanguard. The Lancer really is a better ship than most people who don't have one would believe. Tarantulas are my go...

I know you are. But what am I?

I've had a few trolls try to bait me on Reddit. "oh yeah, well you must be a pussy cause you don't respond to me!" My usual response is some where along the lines of "What speak up I can't here you" When I go silent after a few of their wonderfully intelligent inquiries, they tend to just look...

Hey yeah! What about SOTS 16? And what about the follow up to the TEST lemonade stand? By now it should've evolved into a coffee and doughnut shop. Mmmmmm, doughnuts! Maple frosted with bacon bits sprinkled on top.

Well he has little hands, so you know he's compensating. I read about it on the Internets, so you know it's got to be true.

CIG chocolate? Absolutely!

Well at least one for every ship he has, right?

Chances are his family enjoyed the night off.

Ah this guy is just trying to become more relevant in today's modern Social Media world. If he can make enough noise, he'll have more people to pay attention to him even though he's devoid (I have the best words) of any appreciable talent. He basically wants to be Kim Kardashian. He may not...

Spelling. Git gud! Actually half the people in the are below average. Seriously though, Your statement is is absolutely correct. I couln't agree more.