I wear a skirt, I weigh 70 tons, I'm always on track, I like long assaults on the beach...
I fell in love with a high caliber girl once. She was a Howitzer. She never felt the same way about me.
I'm the perfect person to tag along since there's no question as to who gets to be the designated driver. I can also drive on snow and dirt.
Just not ice....no one can do that...