Welcome to the family. Are you certified to drink beer? No? Good. We fucking hate - strongly dislike - don't really give a shit about - don't care about certifications. At all.
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We are also drunk. Don't forget drunk!
True story. Beware the self-aware AI.
This articulates how I feel to a tee.
It was lemonade. I swear it was lemonade. *curls into a ball and starts crying*
But you are my mouth.