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  1. maynard

    Don't let this happen to you, a PSA.

    it was a tough call she was built like a brick pagoda and eager to please it came down to which was more easily replaceable in the '70s 'liberated' chicks were a dime a dozen of course, I have recently adopted a more politically correct attitude toward persons of the female persuasion yeah...
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    Don't let this happen to you, a PSA.

    back in the day I dumped a girlfriend for washing my venerable cast iron frying pan with soap and water I knew I would never find it in myself to forgive her
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    March Stella Fortuna(St. Patrick's day) Sale

    TEST derails best thread derails
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    4th TESTiversarry?

    happy TESTiversary to our premier combat pilot! may you enjoy many more down the road
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    Under home quarantine? Join us in Discord!

    first! no reported cases yet here in Mississippi and no supply shortages locally, I'm going out and about freely I try not to touch my face, and I wash my hands thoroughly when I get home
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    Does the Cutlass Cut Less?

    the less you know, the better you will fit in here! welcome in
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    Star Citizen's food and drink mechanics - new datamined info

    so if we gotta stop and eat every so often I assume we're gonna have to stop to shit too too much realism isn't necessarily a good thing it's not 'immersive' if it interferes with gameplay
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    Behold the Power of the Aurora Swarm!

    I was surprised to hear them say they only lost 4 or 5 Auroras to the Hammerhead I guess big guns don't track small ships well, which IMO is good balancing so, now my question is, how few Auroras do you need to take down the Hammerhead's shields and then destroy its engines?
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    Please don't like my thread-campaign

    TEST physics best physics no conservation of matter required
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    Testing Please Ignore

    ignore all the drunken shitposting? that's asking a bit much
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    Please don't like my thread-campaign

    oh shit, I clicked on it what's going to happen to my YouTube recommendations now?
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    P-52/P-72 Krugers advices?

    ha ha, back in my day 'fun to drive' was all the reason we needed to choose a vehicle bah humbug, kids these days, you know the drill
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    Curiosity Panorama of Mars

    cool story, bro
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    Idris attack

    a big part of why it's taken six-plus years to get this far is that CIG has been investing its resources on building the tools to make iterating on gameplay happen quickly and seamlessly this is a good thing IMO
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    P-52/P-72 Krugers advices?

    this might be the first documented purchase of P52s/P72s for another use other than as LTI tokens edit: I just picked up another $35 LTI token in the St. Paddy's Day sale who knows, I might want another LTI ship down the road ...
  16. maynard

    Greetings from Texas!

    a note to other potential recruits - good things happen when you socialize with TESTes welcome in, @TomcatTrader now check to see if you still have both your kidneys
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    Please don't like my thread-campaign

    "I may not agree with what you have to say shitpost but I will defend to the death your right to say shitpost it." Voltaire
  18. maynard

    I guess it had to happen.

    Army Intelligence goes a long way to koalafying for the latter just sayin'
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    [SUGGESTION] TEST Anthem?

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    [SUGGESTION] TEST Anthem?

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